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god dammit, just battled an ancient evil too powerful to defeat alongside my heroic allies and now they're all talking about "locking it away" and "binding it in a vessel" we are soooooo fucked

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Musician: Jesse Welles

Posted 11Dec2024

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The first time I ever sold at a convention artist alley was back in 2012. The Gameboy Green Kirby print on the right was the most popular piece I had at the table then. When I returned to artist alleys this year, I thought it would be nice to make a new revised version of this old print, to see how much I've learned in 12 years!

I'm happy with how much I've learned in 12 years of art and I'm hoping 12 years from now I'll have improved even more!

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A 2024 Sailor Moon redraw because I was in a mood

In order here is the new 2024 version, my previous version from 2020, and the screenshot I redrew for this

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I had a lot of AoStH on in the background recently so felt about time to draw DiC Sonic again, saying his famous catchphrase too.

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halfling weed: the yardstick by which all other cannabinoids are measured. for the most part, it's just "mundane earth weed, but stronger." however, it does not make you hungry, because halflings with the munchies would be an apocalypse-level event.

elf weed: 75% odds that you're basically smoking a really strong cup of sleepytime tea. 25% odds that it will make you hallucinate and do nothing else. actual elves use it only as a tool for divination or artistic inspiration; if they want to get Fucked Up they'll just smoke halfling weed or drink brandy.

dwarf weed: you know how people will claim that indica and sativa have different effects, and that sativa is "energizing" or whatever, but it's basically bullshit because they've been widely hybridized for decades and (if you're like me) any time you get high you'll end up slow and sleepy regardless of the strain? okay, now imagine if sativa actually did make you energized. like it's literally a stimulant rather than a depressant, but otherwise the effects are largely the same. and also it glows in the dark. that's dwarf weed.

orc weed: if you smoke it, your throat will be left raw and burning; imagine singing karaoke for five hours straight and then immediately eating one of those Super-Spicy Ramen Bowls Finish The Whole Thing And Win A Prize. thus, it is unsurprising that orcish artificers and quartermasters are credited with popularizing the cryobong and the weed gummy, respectively, which make it much more palatable. orc weed is widely considered to "fill you with a powerful sense of the beauty and history of the world around you," but other than that it's a fair bit weaker than halfling weed.

gnome weed: you are about to eat a fool's gold loaf and there is nothing you can do about it. it will be the best thing you have ever tasted in your life.

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Computer Chronicles - Consumer's Buying Guide (1999)

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After being reprimanded for approving his clients' insurance claims, Bob Paar nearly kills his boss at Insuricare

The Incredibles (2004)

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Conservative politics are an incubator for the worst people to manipulate the dullest of minds.

Conspiracy theories give the D-student oxygen.

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There's a deeper point about how I view my identity at this point but this is funny so imma just rule

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it's true and you should say it.

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    ‘I am in fact a Hobbit in all but size.’

Happy Birthday J.R.R. Tolkien!

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getting silly again