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Bro like half the blogs I follow became BTS blogs in the last three years.

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I absolutely will NOT be doing that, Tumblr

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What it’s like trying to date me

DISENCHANTMENT 3.05 - Freak Out!

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girls* when they want fall out boy to do something:

girls* when fall out boy does anything:

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Welcome to hell, Gen Z

It's come to my attention that a good portion of the younger generation has not been made aware of one of the greatest and most hated PILLARS of millennial society.

So I apologize, but I must take on this task. A new hand must touch the beacon. The knowledge must be passed on. The chain can not be broken.

So.

The Game.

The following are the rules of The Game:

there is no winning The Game

once you know of The Game, you are always playing the game

the point of The Game is to not think about The Game

if you think about The Game, you have lost The Game, and must announce this to those around you - causing them to also lose The Game

A "reset period" of roughly an hour or two before loss announcements is common in colloquial rules to allow yourself and those around you to properly temporarily "forget" about The Game, however that is not an official rule.

Go forth, you next generation, and I am sorry.

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If any other white man on the planet said "I am an anarcho-savagist straightedge vegan and I'm going to go start an anarchist doomsday commune in the middle of fuck-all nowhere with my friends to wait out the inevitable collapse of civilization because the rules of society are a farce" I would want to tear the head off their shoulders for being the most insufferable asshole on the face of the planet but since it was andy hurley it's ok and also he named the commune Fuck City.

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We lost a vital part of this site when people stopped making “fuckyeah_____” fan blogs 

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Happy Sherlock Holmes Public Domain Day to all who observe it

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Me talking to interns about office etiquette when I work from home in my pajamas 90% of the time.

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I’M BACK, BITCHES

Shoutout to @support for getting me (and thousands of others I’m sure) up and running again.

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exfoliated 2 hard and scrubbed my face entirely off and am currently looking forward to experiencing the world without the weight of being perceived. i will miss lipgloss tho

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andrew garfield Deserved an oscar for his role in the social network…..the lawyer up asshole scene itself was enough to deem him worthy of an oscar

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People in first person games never blink