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GAUD I see'd the wonderfully dignified lady with my own two peepers

Viola the circus elephant didn't escape, she politely removed herself from an uncomfortable situation. role model to us all

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Emoji time 💀⚡️🪃🫦🫀

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

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Haiku bot my love

Savior of this precious world

I love haiku bot

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I SO BADLY WANT THIS

If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.

Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.

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I always have my phone on dungeons and dragons

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Someone should disemvowel this post

the thing is that every billionaire is as dumb and profit-hungry as musk is you just don't hear about it as much

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Only in batmans dreams

So am I supposed to pretend batman has the coolest most awesome villains when there's a guy named the joker and a guy named the riddler and they're just the same fucking guy

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Shrmp

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Lesbians are the only important thing to keep in the U.S

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Everytime I see haiku bot I fall In love with it again

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Is thus the secret

Husband: *makes our busy server laugh, helps an old man return his shopping cart, gives a guy on the street a bottle of water*

Me: … are you seducing me rn

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THE BEST FROSTING

Ok, God, I am fucking wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since I’ll need them for some experiments and the guy who trained me was like, “Yeah ok so if there’s a day where you just absolutely cannot get your mice to cooperate you can always do this” and picks up this cone-shaped bag and just put the mouse face-first into it and shows it to me and I lose my shit because deadass it was a piping-bag of mouse. Like, the whole mouse was pressed into this cone, fur and ears and feet all pressed up against the plastic, tail sticking up absurdly out of the top of the thing. It was so unimaginably fucking funny but like the mouse was perfectly ok with it, there’s a hole for air at the bottom so she could breathe and all but it was genuinely the most absurd thing I have witnessed in months

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AHHHHHHH A PERSON

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WRITE MORE OR ILL STEAL YOUR KNEES

Everyone is born with a clearly visible mark that denotes which God created them. It has been so for time immemorial. Then, markless, you are born.

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Snom you'd love it here because we just got A FOOT OF SNOW.

cc = )___\ Can you feel it? The cool breeze in the air, the crunchy leaves that have fallen from the trees?

cc ō )___\ Do you know what this means my friends?

cc .)___\ it's fALL!!!

cc û )___\ You may be a wondering,

ccő )___\ "But Snom, aren't you an Ice type? Why do you care about fall?"

cc û )___\ And I get it.

cc ø )___\ But fall is the transition of the seasons signifying that we are out of summer and going into winter!

cc ô )___\ There's also several holidays during fall which add fun!

cc ~)___\ Plus fall is just a very comforting time all around.

cc • )___\ For some this is the time when they get to have that one specific drink from "Starpucks".

cc . )___\ (at least i think that's how it's spelled)

cc ^ )___\ But I personally enjoy the thought of going on walks with Vidri again!

cc n )___\ Whatever the season brings you, I hope you can find something enjoyable from it!

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Not again