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Jeff is literally like "Ah yes. Me. My wife. And the ghost-hallucination of her codependent bestfriend lesbian situationship that she cannibalized in high school. Who I was also dating btw.”

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Now more than ever we need to make Tumblr unmarketable, do NOT invite the government into this space.

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doomed to have agathario brainrot for the rest of my life

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MAY YOUR 2025 BE FULL OF GIRL KISSES ✨🥳

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RIP Lorna Wu, the only person who actually understood the purpose of the Witches' Road song. Nicky Scratch would have loved you.

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LESS movies about the lgbtq experience MORE movies about people who just happen to be lgbtq. is it really that hard to understand

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I am afflicted by Nuance. I fear it may be terminal. well okay, not necessarily "terminal" per se, but

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'Under Monet's Pond' by Eiko Jones

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The gnome in the forest napping on an old stump

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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aauuauauuuhahauaauhahHh euehhgah gweyeyhhhhhahhh nnnhnmnggjannm

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i love how at the end of season one they make lottie into someone terrifying and then come season 2 she's just. a cutie.

"who the fuck is lottie matthews?"

lottie matthews —> "haiii !! :3 we dye the clothing ourselves it's heliotrope <3 !!"

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the identical eye rolls are sending me