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If you attack my son again, I shall ensure that it is the last thing you ever do.

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Other classic lit characters as posts I find amusing

Dorian Gray:

Fitzwilliam Darcy:

Jay Gatsby:

Nick Carraway:

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Last post of the night: a confesion

Wickham and Caroline are so hot and for what-

Like w h a t

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I just noticed all I’ve been talking about is Darcy damn,,

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Darcy’s dissociating in every social gathering and no one can convince me otherwise.

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mr. darcy + the way he sometimes looks at elizabeth like a lost/sad puppy

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I love how in pride and prejudice (1995) they just place random scenes of Darcy having an existential crisis throughout the series.

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unseen cut of Mr. Darcy when Elizabeth rejects him (Pride and Prejudice 2005 dir. Joe Wright)

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Things that seemed funny at 2am

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✨them✨

Pride and prejudice, 2005

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No need to expose me-

us Austen fans are always like *wistful sigh* where's my Mr Darcy? But you wanna know where the fuck he is????? You wanNA FUCKING KNOW? he's at home. avoiding all social situations, watching gossip girl with Georgiana and probably still recovering that time two weeks ago when the cashier said 'have a nice day' and he said 'no I'm fine thanks'. Where else would he fucking be?

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This is the best character analysis of Darcy anyone could ever do. There’s not much more to add to this HAZJSAHAHAH

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LMAOSJZJAIAJ

I apologize for the harshness of my words, Miss Bennet, but your family is just so cringe

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Au where in pride and prejudice Darcy has a crush on Bingley and the reason why he makes him leave Netherfield is for them to move to a gigantic castle in the middle of fucking nowhere and get married there.