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Chris' Color Schemes: #8b868c, #cbab98, #bdb8b5, #9e827, #e47361, #8217d

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dorkstagrm's gradient pack #6

I made more gradients, again. You know the drill don’t claim them as yours or redistribute, but you may do whatever you want to them for your own personal use and liking. Like/reblog if downloading.

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BIO PSD 6 BY ALYOFRP

Please don’t redistribute/repost, or claim as your own. Making an exact copy by scratch is still stealing, like what. i’ll call u out this time

Don’t just download and rearrange everything, then repost. what.

Font is Bira and Georgia.

Shoutout to Shayofrp for the tutorial for the small banner.

Like/reblog  the post if you found this useful, please.

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Most people that have to balance multiple rps and an rph, or just multiple rps, may struggle doing so. That’s why I decided to make a mini guide on how to balance them all, and not let one rp get most of your attention.

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Tutorial by itsphotoshop.com

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Examples here and here

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THEME 005: MALICIOUS INTENT // stonequeenthemes

Live Preview & Code: [here]

Features:

Six Custom Links

Sidebar Portrait Image (Width: 350px)

Sidebar Background

Subtitle

Rules:

Please do not post an edited version of my code, even with the credit.

Please keep the credit intact. Do not move it to a credits page.

Please like/reblog this post if you use it

If you have any questions or need any assistance, my inbox is open.

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❖ HOW TO PLAY A CHARACTER WITH AN ANXIETY DISORDER ❖

I’m going to start off this guide with a trigger warning, as I will cover four (4) different phobias and anxiety disorders in this post. As a person with an anxiety disorder, I really don’t like to see anxiety disorders portrayed incorrectly (as I would assume anyone with a disorder would). This guide is to give roleplayers an insight into what people with these conditions go through, to help with their writing. Aside from that, I often see characters with depression and eating disorders, so perhaps these could be a new take on the character with a mental disorder. —ℐℴ

❖ PHOBIAS & DISORDERS INCLUDED ❖

Generalized Anxiety Disorder

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

Panic Disorder

Agoraphobia

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You are a different person around everyone you know.

Online → School → Work → Home → Close friends → Acquaintances → Extended family → Lovers → Exes → Your cat → Your dog → Children → Ordering a cup of coffee → On vacation → At a party → At a restaurant → In the morning → At night →  With authority → When In authority

Humans are the most versatile liars I know. They are the only liars I know.

Don’t think you can be an actor? Guess what? You are. Every waking moment; and you don’t even realize it. Inconsistency is at the core of the human persona. 

So a quick tip— you want to be a layered character, one that’s well-rounded? You make them react differently to each situation they’re in. You tweak, just a little bit. Make them fake smile to the bartender, make them love a child unconditionally, make them recluse around family, make them always jovial with close friends, make them defiant to authority, make them abusive when given too much power.

Make them a reflection of you. What it means to be human. A liar. That is a character worth rooting for. 

- TH

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funcoloring: Font Pack 1

A zip pack containing all the fonts mentioned and displayed above. 

None of these fonts belong to me. 

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Border Tutorial

How to make a border as seen here

This tutorial will tell you how to make it in both gifs and photos.

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p a g e: ᴍᴀɢɴᴇᴛɪᴄ ↳ Preview ▪ Code (Wait for 5 seconds and click ‘Skip Ad’)

About me page.

Try to keep the title as short as possible.

image is 200px x 200px.

Up to 6 custom links.

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pro tip: if you're going to plot out, advertise, open, and then accept auditions, post a professional note with an apology if you decide to not go with the roleplay idea anymore don't just delete without any warning or notice 

even better pro tip: make sure you really, really, really have time to admin a roleplay before opening and accepting auditions

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Anna and Elsa growing up.

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Amber Heard

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A How to Guide to Writing Smut (Or, how we all know you're a virgin who's writing slashfic)

[NOW, WITH HILARIOUSLY BAD EXAMPLES OF WHAT YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER DO]

A down and dirty guide to writing the down and dirty: 

PART 1:  SETTING THE SCENE: 

1.  Bear in mind that if you are writing PWP fanfic, most of your readers will probably mostly skip until they get to the sexy bits.  

This is because M-rated fanfiction are for lonely fan peoples who are sexually frustrated after watching OR reading how sexually charged their favorite ‘ship is.  Or, you’re writing an original adult fanfic.  In which case, OF COURSE THEY ARE READING IT FOR THE SEX IT IS ESSENTIALLY EROTICA AT THIS POINT OK?  That being said, keep the intro to a minimum.  This is smut. Your readers probably clicked on it because they saw the pairing and you mentioned what type of sex you were going to put the ‘ships through, with your warning labels.  

2.  If you are writing smut, unless your sex scene focuses in on a piece of clothing, there is NO NEED FOR A REALLY LONG AND LENGTHY DESCRIPTION OF THE CHARACTER’S CLOTHING.  

This is particularly true of a one-shot. If you’re writing a pwp one-shot, chances are, your viewers do not give a fuck about how the mary sue OP is wearing a designer Christian Dior scarf and is carrying a gucci leather bag, unless said mary sue is going to use the scarf for bondage and pull out something sexy out of the gucci bag, like a whip, or warming oils.  And even then:  keep it to two sentences or less.  If you have an entire paragraph describing some random OC’s amazing fashion sense, people will hit control + f and search for something like “mouth” because that’s when we know the action is going to start.

3.  If you are writing dialogue, please read it out loud first before you post.  Otherwise, readers will probably get turned off by weirdly unnatural phrasing and excessive use of dash marks and ellipses. Also, avoid the word “said.” 

Ex.: She pushed her hair back and sat down on the bed.  ”Hi Harry.” said Fleur.

Harry looked very frightened.  ”H-h-h-hi Fleur.” He said,” What is going on?”

Fleur bemusedly arranged her Christian Dior mini skirt and flicked her veela blonde hair back. As she crossed her legs and tapped a red miu-miu strappy sandal-clad foot, she said,  ”Oh….nothing….I was just wondering if you could help me with my magical music class homework.  I am supposed to figure out how to properly use my diaphragm!”

Harry turned bright red, “I…I…I am a virgin!” Harry squeaked, “I don’t really know how to use a diaphragm!”

Fleur laughed, “oh, haha harry! That is not what I meant! I meant your ANATOMICAL DIAPHRAGM! You are SUCH a good speaker, I thought you would realize that!”

Part 2: the Foreplay

4.  Refrain from excessive first person inner monologues.  Especially ones concerning a) how turned on a character is  and b) how sexy the other character(s) is/are. 

Because, let’s face it. People read smut and PWP to be turned on.  And there is nothing more unappealing than canned horniness.

Bad example: Giles looked at Willow, giving her the once over.  She’s grown so much in the past couple years, he thought.  Just look at how her skin glows with her new confidence and magic!  She’s left off her sweater vests and gone for something sexy…how I miss those sweater vests, and yet…is my little Willow actually HOT now? Oh dearie me, whatever shall I do?  I cannot control these unseemly urges anymore.  I MUST tell her how I feel…and perhaps…”feel things out”? 

5.  On a related note, puns, while hilarious, are not particularly sexy…especially if they are bad and awkward and obvious.  

If I see a quotation mark around something that is not dialogue in a PWP fic, I immediately skip over the entire sentence, in order to stop being turned on. 

Bad Example:  John raised his eyebrow at Sherlock’s incessant texting.  ”Sherlock,” he drawled, “Really, is Irene’s phone set to “vibrate?” 

Sherlock raised his eyebrow, “I beg your pardon, John, but I don’t have time for your immature sexual japes at the moment. I have a case to solve.”

John’s eyes dropped to Sherlock’s long and delicate finger, quickly and efficiently moving over the touchscreen keyboard of his smartphone.  ”rawr,” he thought, I’ wish he would “finger” my “keys.”  Or perhaps…lick my “Blackberry….”

Part 3:  The actual smut

1.  Repeat after me:  ”tumescent” is not sexy. “TUMESCENT” is NOT SEXY!

We know you’re a virgin if you are hesitant about saying the names of actual sexy bits on a person, and if you are insistent on using ridiculous adjectives and analogies to describe really simple PIV/anal sex.  For instance, if you writ something along the lines of: 

“Briar ran his hands down Tris’s exquisite fleshy globes, stopping to circle each little tiny pink mountain peak with his thumbs.

"Oh Briarrrr," purred Tris, fingers encircled around his tumescent man spear, "that feels like Christmas!" 

A rain of womanly juice ran down Tris’s thigh.  ”Who’s the weather witch now, eh….Coppercurls?” whispered Briar. 

2.  Please refrain from inner dialogues mid-coitus.  They are distracting, and generally really awkward.  

And generally, they are only used when somebody is shocked that something feels so good. And that is just cliche.  Given we are reading a sex scene, it is a hopeful given that the characters are turned on by the hanky panky. 

Bad example: 

Screaming in passion, Foaly rammed his huge horse cock into Holly’s dripping cunt.  Grabbing on to a chair to keep her balance, Holly’s body spasmed in orgasm.  ”Oh, Foaly, this feels so good!” she moaned.  Inside, she thought, “Oh, I hope Caballine doesn’t find out! ON the other hand, I guess this is what they mean when they say hung like a stallion—-OH MY GOD HE’S CUMMING INSIDE ME.”

"Yeah, take it like a filly, Holly," Foaly moaned, "and keep my aluminum foil hat on. I want another round." 

3.  Please make sure you are not over-using personal pronouns, particularly if we have a three-some or more-some going on.  

This is classic writing, and applies to everything, not just smut.  But if you are writing a scene involving more than one person of a gender pronoun, please make sure you make it clear what is going on.  Otherwise, people will not be turned on.  They will not be saying “Oh, how hot.” They will be saying, “what the FUCK is going on?”

Bad example: 

"Oh wolverine!" Jane moaned, "you really DO have regenerative powers!"

"That’s right baby," said wolverine, flipping Jane on her back and grabbing Storm, who was floating in the air, "Now who wants to test my stamina?"

"I do! I do!" she moaned, grabbing his penis and also the headboard, "and I want her to lick my pussy too!"

"Oh my god!" yelled Cyclops who happened to walk by, "this scene is ridiculously confusing and where are everybody’s hands?" 

4.  Finally, a list of unsuitable sexy bit adjectives and nouns that you should not use:

in general, please refrain from using the terms “man spear,” “magic wand,” “hose,” “puckered black hole,” “thing,” or “cream.” 

Also please refrain from using the terms, “delicate flower,” “sex,” “moist nether region,” and “hole.”  Or any fun and exotic adjectives you think fit, because you’re writing POCS. 

Please also refrain from using “globes,” “melons,” “flesh sacs,” or any variation of the term “milk jugs.” 

Bad example: Shang licked Mulan’s sopping wet flower, moaning at the taste of her sex.  

"Oh Shang," Mulan moaned, "Give me your man spear, now! I want your thing inside my hole!"

"Oh yeah, baby," Shang grunted, positioning his cock to enter Mulan’s lotus blossom of eternal joy, "I’ll show you how to be a man!" 

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have fun!

Remember, proofread, ignore the trolls, and experiment! 

Smut fiction is about having gratuitous amounts of sexual entertainment.  

Let the shipping begin!

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You are so brave and quiet I forget you are suffering.

Ernest Hemingway (via bodv)