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Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

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do people actually preheat their ovens

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*sucks guys dick* *dies of nut allergy*

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Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly

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You can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For an example, if she is holding a gun she’s probably angry. 

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That ‘70s Show (1998-2006)

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Professor, for an hour: if you think about it we’re all in different realities….no one usually experiences the same thing and if I were to say ‘dog’ just about all of you would think of a different breed

All of us:

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me trying to do stealth in a video game: fuCK fhi s SHITTING FICK!!!!! HOw did he see me?????? I FUCKING hate this game I HATE STEALTH!!!!!!!! I HAYE MY LIFE me after completing it: Haha there I go again, pro gamer! As long as you’re a smart kid like me, you can do anything! I love stealth, it really makes you think :-)! Didn’t even need a walk through! What an intellectually stimulating video game.

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“there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”

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me: huh damn i’m bored

the 2% of my brain that isn’t actively sabotaging me: do your assignments. read a book. take a fucking shower

me:

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Don’t fucking play it.

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when my dad moved away from home he needed a place to live, so he went to look at this one potential apartment. the only questions the landlady asked him were where he was born and when. when my dad told him, the landlady pulled out this huuuge astrology chart book. she looked at it for a long time in silence and finally said, “acceptable”