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i NEED to beat nick carraway up and steal his lunch money and shove him into a locker

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Awe shucks I'm into the Great Gatsby 😢

I love 1920's queers

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New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!

also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!

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the great gatsby by f scott fitzgerald

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jay gatsby ca 1917

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nick carraway better shut the fuck up because i cannot and will not have his gayass narration influencing me.

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Okay, Nick. We get it, you're a little bitch. You can stop now.

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resurrecting the no-good, awful script adaptation we did for the second chapter of the great gatsby in high school… and yes, we actually had to act this out and film it for credit

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as a human being with things like ethics & morals, no one deserves to be murdered by the state, no matter what they did

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my love-hate relationship with one nick carraway

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"You see, Gatsby's real name was--" No, Nick. That's his deadname. I don't need to hear it. You're being transphobic.

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ella kaye i get why you killed dan cody but would it really have put you out to spare his boy toy the 25k he was left