agoodsammy
agoodsammy
That Wizzard Came From The Moon
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agoodsammy · 2 days ago
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I'm sure everyone has noticed the similarities between Kier Invites You to Drink of His Water and Wanderer Above the Sea of Fog, painted in 1818 by Caspar David Friedrich.
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But this is one painting by Caspar David Friedrich, and the man more often than not painted trees. He painted so many trees, dude. And I've seen them.
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When I tell you I was screaming "IT'S HIS TREES" during episode 4, I mean I was annoying my husband watching with me.
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Dead and gnarled and covered in snow. But also it's his snow and ice.
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I was shouting at my television like holy shit the art department loves this one gothic romantic painter from the 1800s in a way that only rivals me.
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agoodsammy · 2 days ago
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The grim reaper was initially illustrated as doing a mundane, regular job that everyone has seen done - a reaper swings his scythe and the hay falls, just as easy as people fall as death swings. Now many people who have never been to a farm only know the scythe as the weapon of Death personified, and farmers in most places of the world don't even use them anymore.
Imagine Death personified as someone doing a modern regular, mundane job. Imagine thinking "hoo boy, this is it for me. The Grim Bin Man is coming to collect, hauling my sorry soul into the trash compactor of his great eternal garbage truck."
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agoodsammy · 2 days ago
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agoodsammy · 2 days ago
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*shoots you with the BBWinator*
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agoodsammy · 2 days ago
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Now that all 3 McElroy brothers have had vasectomies, I realized every episode of MBMBAM is now me listening to my Three Wise Eunuch Advisors
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agoodsammy · 2 days ago
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balatro would be more interesting to me if it was about mahjong
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agoodsammy · 2 days ago
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Dory Whynot
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agoodsammy · 2 days ago
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i love when people point out typos i make and i get to show them the phone screen im rockin with
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agoodsammy · 4 days ago
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*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!
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agoodsammy · 4 days ago
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Yeah
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agoodsammy · 4 days ago
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ohhhhh okay
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agoodsammy · 4 days ago
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I regret a lot in my life. I’ve been through a lot of pretty terrible things. I’ve put myself in a lot of situations that I could have avoided, and been scarred by them very deeply. But every day there’s one I wake up thinking about, and one on my mind when I go to sleep. I’d give anything to go back and have another chance. Another chance to buy the limited edition official Four Loko Fleshlight.
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agoodsammy · 5 days ago
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agoodsammy · 5 days ago
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agoodsammy · 5 days ago
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the shimp got too much attention and now there are transphobes in my notes, this is a transgender blog run by a transgender dyke. fuckers.
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agoodsammy · 5 days ago
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agoodsammy · 5 days ago
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“The Australian outback is dangerous and uninhabitable” nah, skill issue
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