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my wife: who was that problematic author, the one who did enderman's game? uhhhh... orville redenbacher?

me: can I post that

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This is the materialist analysis the left needs

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low muscle tone, fatigue, or hypermobility making heel to toe more painful or tiring than toe to heel? but i don't think it's really unusual if you do it only while barefoot, because the arch of the foot gives cushioning and shock absorption. tiptoeing in shoes with a cushioned heel is the autism thing. tiptoeing in minimalist/barefoot/zero heel drop shoes is what i do also because im autistic

what is it with autism and walking on tiptoes

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JUDITH THE DOG PRIEST

“Priest to a god who no longer exists, Judith has lived on into the age of men. Consistently just a hair taller than anyone in the room, he cuts an imposing figure, especially among his roommates in the apartment he found on Craigslist.

“He has kept up well with the times, and is concerningly outgoing; many wish he would stop tormenting local children at parks, and pizza delivery people. Judith abides no worship of any other gods on principle, but can’t help himself from offering advice and hearty (if mean-spirited) debate when the subject arises. If he weren’t so wildly uncomfortable to be around, and generally awful, he would be an excellent resource on the history of religions, mysticism, spirituality, magical practices, and worship.

“His three roommates hate him, but he pays the rent more or less on time and knows how to fix most plumbing issues, so they can’t justify getting rid of him.”

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Brother Ignatz trying to get out of dish duty by pretending to be a stand of reeds. again.

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all bedraggled after the full moon call that lookin worse for the were

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Been worried because a bit ago I walked past a group of kids and one little fella yelled at another one “I just stabbed you with the most deadliest poison in the world”. I don’t even think he should have that. I don’t want him to have that near me

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premarital divorce

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oh fuck

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This poem about bush from the merry muses of caledonia by rabbie burns is killing me. rip robert burns national bard of scotland you would have done numbers on tumblr dot com

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Stranger speaks out on the issues

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