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HELP TEXT: YOU JUST PICKED UP THE TAUR UPGRADE
ME: radical
HELP TEXT: TAUR UPGRADE INCREASES YOUR SPEED BUT NOW YOUR PANTS WON’T FIT AND IT WILL BE AWKWARD TO GET INTO MOST CARS
ME: i’m ready for the full range of experiences that will come with this upgrade
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why do i have so many ancient quarters....why do i have two 1967 quarters. how did these come into my possession
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i will not let kink tags being cringeful silence me
Transitioning to cis wasnt enough, I'm doing a full historical revision, I'm putting forth amab ftm
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sheltered poster: Bro is going wild like a gorilla on ketamine!
poster that wants to look darkly chic: its obvious they have no idea what ketamine does.
The lovesick swede: When wiell i find my so sweets honeybee
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does anyone else have dark memories of listening to the radio as a child
#i had insomnia and would stay up quietly listening to alt rock fm radio... it sucked ass except when they played cake or hot hot heat#Moral: you could have food intolerances. you could have tummy hurt and not even be aware of it.
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*lightning strikes in front of me in public*
a girl: that was so scary!!
me: *shakes head* was just a cheap jump scare.. not true horror
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There's a long scene of Gilgamesh just asking enkidu about how different people are doing in the afterlife, I take it as like moral lessons on how people live their lives but god these two together are so fucking funny "they cannot mend his bones"
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