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ahhh my metroid dna is acting up ahhhh it’s making me want to kiss girls
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guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it
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*voice of a lich extending his skeletal finger towards the forehead of a captured kneeling knight* TBH ... you seem Chill...
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Im so tired I thought this Beauty blender was an alien
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Natural History in Zoological Gardens, by Frank E. Beddard. Illustration by Winifred Austen. 1905.
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her enormous juicy interiority heaved against the fabric of her personhood, threatening to burst a seam with every swinging step of her strong female character
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my great pee paw twigglesnort god rest his beautiful soul he died fighgting in the great vietgnome war stepping on a deliviish Sugarstick Trap that just destroyed his tiny body may his legacy live on 🙏
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Customer: MY WOMAN AND ME FTW (FOR THE WIN) DMV: UNITED STATES FUCK THE WORLD Verdict: DENIED
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