estilovanguardia

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It seems as though everybody else gets a fun little musical flourish of flute when they accomplish a task Except for me because i never am rewarded

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(via Instagram)

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login tumblr at 2AM n everyone posting they lil fetish. n it be some shit like "i love men that look like bill nye n wear scuba suit"

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Guidance Hound

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I still can't believe that Tommy "Karate" Pitera, the mafia boss who was also a karate champion and who killed people by doing karate on them, was a real person. That's not a combination of traits a real guy has. That is a Metal Gear character. That is Chuck Norris playing the heel in a Bruce Lee movie. But no, there was a time not that long ago when people on the mean streets of Brooklyn might whisper "Hey, watch out for Tommy Karate, he'll kill you with his bare hands" with the gravest seriousness.

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Is transitioning from male to female to become a butch lesbian a reasonable option?

it is beyond reasonable, it is one of the coolest things you can do on this bitch of an earth

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@ominous-signs

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i found the best peanuts strip

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You know what, Etsy? Sure

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“Parasite-in-chief and her idiot hat” is like the 7 most important words a human has ever spoken thank you christopher eccleston

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theyre like if we mixed yaoi and yuri together to make a fucked up couple where thw guy and the girl date