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Hnnnng. Colonel. I’ve infiltrated Shadow Moses.
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FURRY SHOES!?!? (artist moxuan zhang)
If you were a furry which of thies shoes would you wear?
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I'm thinking of Symphony of the Sixth Blast Furnace by Evgeny Sedukhin again...
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this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem
1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"
2. hitting the baby will still win you the game
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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...
but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu
this has been a psa
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The author's blatant fetish. The one you picked this book up for. Because you also have that fetish.
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