agon-the-dragon
Dragon Time >:3
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Welcome to this place! She/Her, 18, I'm bad at using the internet :) PFP done by Socially.Anxious.Wizard (https://www.tumblr.com/socially-anxious-wizard)
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agon-the-dragon · 1 hour ago
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I'm dragon, you're dragon. Fuck it! Everyone's dragon now!
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agon-the-dragon · 4 hours ago
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reblog to stir prev occasionally
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agon-the-dragon · 13 hours ago
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agon-the-dragon · 13 hours ago
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snort...
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agon-the-dragon · 13 hours ago
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agon-the-dragon · 13 hours ago
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nuclear power is impressive until you get up to why. "we use the most precisely engineered machinery ever created to split atoms to release energy" oh yeah how come? "boil water to turn a fan" get the fuck out
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agon-the-dragon · 13 hours ago
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one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. 
i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”
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agon-the-dragon · 1 day ago
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I fundamentally just don't think that there are any circumstances under which making a copy of digital data can be accurately described as "theft" (yeah not even the one you're thinking of) and this is linguistic ground that should have never been ceded and ceding it has only ever led to bad things 👍
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agon-the-dragon · 1 day ago
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me: lmaoo my mom really thinks a few salty crackers and ginger ale will cure my nausea
me 2 minutes after ginger ale and crackers, no longer nauseous:
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agon-the-dragon · 2 days ago
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in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him
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and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming
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agon-the-dragon · 2 days ago
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Magpie call
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agon-the-dragon · 2 days ago
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hare hare hare hare hare hare HAWK
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agon-the-dragon · 2 days ago
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Cult of the goat woo
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Not sure what they could do in my au yet, but i like them a lot
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agon-the-dragon · 3 days ago
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"someone who allows you to rest" is the relationship dynamic of all time
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agon-the-dragon · 3 days ago
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I'm appalled. they crushed that fucking baby appalled im now realizing this is more gorey than I anticipated. tw
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agon-the-dragon · 3 days ago
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