agoldfishcalledem

[agoldfishcalledem]

“average Doctor is really really cool” factoid actually just statistical error. average Doctor is very uncool. The ninth doctor who wore a leather jacket 24/7 and told a dalek to kill himself is an outlier and should not have been counted

[agoldfishcalledem]

in the club begging strangers for forgiveness and proving incapable of articulating what for when asked

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being anti ai is making me feel like in going insane. "you asked for thoughts about your characters backstory and i put it into chat gpt for ideas". studies have proven its making people dumber. "i asked ai to generate this meal plan". its causing water shortages where its data centers are built. "ill generate some pictures for the dnd campaign". its spreading misinformation. "meta, generate an image of this guy doing something stupid". its trained off stolen images, writing, video, audio. "i was talking with my snapchat ai-" theres no way to verify what its doing with the information it collects. "youtube is impletmenting ai based age verification". my work has an entire graphics media department and has still put ai generated motivational posters up everywhere. ai playlists. ai facial verification. google ai microsoft ai meta ai snapchat ai. everyone treats it as a novelty. every treats it as a mandatory part of life. am i the only one who sees it? am i paranoid? am i going insane? jesus fucking christ. if i have to hear one more "well at least-" "but it does-" "but you can-" im about to lose it. i shouldnt have to jump through hoops to avoid the evil machine. have you no principles? no goddamn spine? am i the weird one here?

[agoldfishcalledem]

yes i am thinking about vampires again. u caught me!

[agoldfishcalledem]

nothing is more thrilling to me than two men NOT fucking

[agoldfishcalledem]

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

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as a feminist i think girls should suck each other’s tits more

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the different ways people react to and about the movie maurice (1987) says a lot about someone…… to me it’s truly the real test of media literacy. like what do you mean you hate clive or you think clive is a villain or traitor or prefer maurice ending up with clive instead of alec. like what do you mean. what do you mean you view clive as the villain in the story when truly there’s no villain except the criminalization of homosexuality and the alienation towards queer people in this time period. what do you mean you don’t view clive’s character as a tragedy and a realistic commentary on a gay man of the higher class in early 20th century england who chooses to force himself deeper into the closer to protect his name, image and career….. what do you mean you see him as a selfish villain who cares only about himself when to him, he didn’t understand or accept himself and his sexuality and decided to give up his love for maurice to protect himself (and to him, maurice) when maurice chose to accept himself and his sexuality instead. what do you mean you think clive is better for maurice instead of alec who fought and chased maurice due to his love for him, unlike clive. what do you mean

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omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

[agoldfishcalledem]

you are morally ethicallyand spiritually obligated. to think about gay sex on the clock

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damn that song slaps. Siri? play it four hundred and seventy three times

[agoldfishcalledem]

it’s really funny that mav tells rooster “what’s past is past” because he’s literally never gotten over anything in his past ever

[agoldfishcalledem]

It turns out that you can become the person you’ve always envisioned but you’ll still have the person you were before inside of you and you have to treat them with as much forgiveness and love as possible

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DON'T CRYYYYYY WE'RE BOUND TOGETHERRRRRRRR EACH LIFE RUNS ITS COURSEEEEEE I'LL SEEEEEEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONEEEEEE EACH TIME YOU KNOW I'LL CALLLLL

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i am full of love and also fatigue

[agoldfishcalledem]

i wrapped my heart up for u in foil in case you want it later it's in the fridge

[agoldfishcalledem]

it's rare you find a tv character with as much swag as sam tyler