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...and what, precisely, does this mean?

Welcome, Mr. Silva.

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((I guess this is just going totally independent as a blog :p BRING ON THE REPLIES.

Basically, this Loki's from a longass time in the future and is mostly just tired of everything without actually trying to reform? Chaotic... something. Idk.))

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Mayhem

[Imagine, if you will, a television commercial for a large American insurance firm. Dean Winters is standing in the Coulson-Fury kitchen, wearing some kind of bizarre leathery outfit that looks like fetish night at a D&D table as he digs through the cupboards.

He looks at the camera as he keeps knocking stuff onto the floor.

I'm the God of Mischief.

You might remember me as the guy who brutally killed one of the parents in this household in another timeline. Now I'm here to eat your stuff.

Maybe if I feel up to it later, I'll make sure every clock radio in the house plays only dubstep from now on.

WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUWBOOOOOOOOOM.

Do these people have any Sweet-n-Low?

But there is no voiceover indicating how the firm in question can protect this household against mayhem like this, and in fact, it's not Dean Winters anyway. That was just a little mental exercise to depict how much of a nuisance Loki- this Loki, an adult Loki who hasn't grown up into an adorable SHIELD agent or a mother or anything, and in fact looks a lot like the one who nearly tortured this timeline's Phil Coulson to death but with marginally better hair- is being in his pursuit of... well, we're not sure yet.]

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You understand my intent perfectly well.

agodinchains replied to your post: …I’m sorry for your loss. As it were.

I’m not entirely pitiless.

It’s more interesting to receive condolences from the man who was put to death than anything.

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...this was from a very stupid and unflattering period in my life.

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Except for the part where it actually is!

[throws hands up]

Please remind me of that when you’re the one being executed in an alternate dimension-

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What I'm saying, sprog, is that most lawyers do it because they like money and winning.

[Loki’s eyebrows lift until they’re considerably higher on his forehead than previously reckoned possible. This is a bit of an accomplishment, considering the amount of forehead we’re talking about here.]

…I see.

That’s an… unorthodox idea of what practicing law entails, from what I’ve gathered.

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Then you'll be better than most of your cohorts in that profession, let me tell you.

[Loki’s eyebrows lift until they’re considerably higher on his forehead than previously reckoned possible. This is a bit of an accomplishment, considering the amount of forehead we’re talking about here.]

…I see.

That’s an… unorthodox idea of what practicing law entails, from what I’ve gathered.

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[Loki's eyebrows lift until they're considerably higher on his forehead than previously reckoned possible. This is a bit of an accomplishment, considering the amount of forehead we're talking about here.]

...I see.

That's an... unorthodox idea of what practicing law entails, from what I've gathered.

agodinchains replied to your post: All right, sprog. I need to talk to you.

Would you happen to know anything about your own future? I know you’re not me, or at least not the same me, but I’m… theories. I’m forming theories.

A lot of actually. But it’s not gonna be my future - I’m not gonna turn evil and try to take over the world.

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...right.

[bends down to look him in the eye]

I did, and I'm still here. But there was another one of us who did as well, and he's been sentenced to death.

agodinchains replied to your post: All right, sprog. I need to talk to you.

Would you happen to know anything about your own future? I know you’re not me, or at least not the same me, but I’m… theories. I��m forming theories.

A lot of actually. But it’s not gonna be my future - I’m not gonna turn evil and try to take over the world.

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[throws hands up]

Please remind me of that when you're the one being executed in an alternate dimension-

I’m not certain your luck is the point here-

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I'm not certain your luck is the point here-

Is this a pattern?

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Is this a pattern?

No, that’s my point. I didn’t know Odin ever went so far.

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No, that's my point. I didn't know Odin ever went so far.

Well, I’m here, aren’t I?

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Well, I'm here, aren't I?

Death.

[weak laugh] That’s a new one.

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Death.

[weak laugh] That's a new one.

[He nearly recoils, eyes averted.]

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[He nearly recoils, eyes averted.]

…I certainly wouldn’t.