agnosticdruid

[agnosticdruid]

What if I got this tattooed instead of the clown?

What the fuck was I thinking

[agnosticdruid]

I feel like I'm having a stroke

what daw do you use rat boy

babelton

[agnosticdruid]

Varian is to Rapunzel as Hammerlock is to Claptrap.

where’s the au where rapunzel actually deescalates things at the end of s1 and instead of everyone letting varian waste away in jail she invites (forces) him on their s2 journey where he can integrate with the group and mentally recuperate while he’s away from his lab and all the reminders of his mistakes/trauma aside from rapunzel who takes it upon herself to make sure he feels worthy of getting a second chance and gets to see the world through new eyes just like she’s getting to do

whether he wants to or not

:////////

i’ve been sitting on this since june and i know it exists and that i’m not the only one who feels jipped at all the lost opportunities 

VARIAN IN SEASON 2 AU LET’S GO

[agnosticdruid]

Understanding animals would be go for someone working with animals anyway, since you could hear complaints, and sensing dead bodies would be super useful for search and rescue teams

Tried pitching the concept of "almost superpowers" once.

Like a powerful psychic who can only tap into their power when high.

Or someone who can adapt to any horrible thing (Extreme temperatures or the force of a bullet), but only after being exposed to it 3 times.

Apparently, these ideas were too ridiculous.

Others include; Can understand animals, but cannot speak to them. Infallible hindsight. Approximate knowledge of many things. Knows the secret to future tech, current tech and fabrication methods cannot feasibly produce it. Can sense dead bodies.

[agnosticdruid]

He's got more than just mad skillz

He's got a beavers tail and a bill

And the women swoon, whenever them hear him say:

*chitters*

It's Perry

Perry the platypus!

Give me a song.

do

[agnosticdruid]

Maybe... Am I the villain?

Maine, can I be your favourite villain?

Top 4 favorite Disney villains?

ratigan, ursula, hades, scar. no particular order! 

i love this question though, everyone flood this with your fave disney villains i wanna know

[agnosticdruid]

I understand those words have meaning when they're separated, but together they mean nothing.

Top 4 favorite Disney villains?

ratigan, ursula, hades, scar. no particular order! 

i love this question though, everyone flood this with your fave disney villains i wanna know

[agnosticdruid]

Okay, but... How about Meeko from Pocahontas, who eats all the biscuits and terrorises the English?

Also that film has a hummingbird too... So... Did we star in pocahontas together?

Top 4 favorite Disney villains?

ratigan, ursula, hades, scar. no particular order! 

i love this question though, everyone flood this with your fave disney villains i wanna know

[agnosticdruid]

He's the henchman/friend of both villains in the story, Yzma and Kuzco, therefore he is clearly the best villain and good guy!

On a related note, since Phineas and Ferb are owned by Disney does Doofenshmirtz count as a Disney villain?

Top 4 favorite Disney villains?

ratigan, ursula, hades, scar. no particular order! 

i love this question though, everyone flood this with your fave disney villains i wanna know

[agnosticdruid]

Krunk > Yzma

Top 4 favorite Disney villains?

ratigan, ursula, hades, scar. no particular order! 

i love this question though, everyone flood this with your fave disney villains i wanna know

[agnosticdruid]

Lookit the cutie

Im running low on blood sugar, can we get a super quick, lazy private for a boost?

[agnosticdruid]

Commander Lyle Tiberious Rourke is my favourite, from Atlantis. He doesn't start out as a villain, but he becomes one throughout the film.

Top 4 favorite Disney villains?

ratigan, ursula, hades, scar. no particular order! 

i love this question though, everyone flood this with your fave disney villains i wanna know

[agnosticdruid]

Elf Bowling 2, this time it's personal.

i’ve been rewatching POM and this shot just cracked me up. just. the composition.

(aquariusdelamar)

someone who’s never seen penguins of madagascar, explain what’s happening in these screenshot 

[agnosticdruid]

Horny and funny are two sides of the same coin.

Why do I excel at writing comedies and erotica?

[agnosticdruid]

Numb // Linkin Park 80s Remix

[agnosticdruid]

I ship it harder than Noah.

I made a better one.

(agnosticdruid)

look man, i’m not here to kinkshame. if you wanna ship this, i can’t stop you. 

[agnosticdruid]

I've received a couple of asks about comments I've made, regarding disabilities I've made reference to, so I thought I'd just give you all a list of them.

1. Autism

Hyperfixation, trouble reading other's emotions. Horrible short-term memory for things I'm not hyperfixated on, even sometimes forgetting to eat for long periods of time.

2. Tourettes

I grunt a lot, especially when I'm stressed or nervous.

3. Subacute Pheripheral Neuropathy

I lack nerve receptors in my hands, so it's extremely difficult for me to do anything delicate or even draw with a pencil for any period of time. I can't tell how much pressure I'm applying, I can't tell how hot something I'm holding is, I once broke my wrist and I didn't realise until six hours later when I suddenly couldn't hold my bag.

4. Audio-visual Synthesia

Sythesia is a condition where stimulation of one sense causes stimulation of another. For me, whenever I hear something, I see colours in the upper left of my vision, almost like butterflies.

5. Anosmia

I have no sense of smell

6. Altered achromatopsia (Monochromacy)

A form of colour blindness where rather than being unable to see colour, I have great difficulty in differentiating between colors, especially different shades of the same color. If you showed me a rainbow, I'd struggle telling you where each colour begins and ends.

7. Vitamin B12 anaemia

I can't produce the chemicals needed to absorb vitamin B12, so I'm frequently fatigued and tired. Also caused me to develop Pica when I was younger.

8. ADHD

9. Aspergers