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On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face.
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i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
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i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room
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The new trio and the old trio - parallels
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Here’s to 2017 being full of laughter, mental stability, good friends, and gorgeous sunsets
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