agerestorybits
agerestorybits
Agere-story-bits
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I write SFW Sanders sides agere stories. Requests, headcannons and prompts are open if there's something you want to see. Ao3- Freepoetrynightmare.
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agerestorybits Ā· 2 days ago
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saying ao3 needs to censor certain content is like saying a museum can't have still life art that includes strawberries because you don't like them.
these are not real strawberries. you do not have to, and in fact cannot, eat them. no one with a strawberry allergy will be harmed by looking at them. no migrant workers were exploited in the picking of these strawberries. there were no questionable farming practices or negative environmental impacts from growing or transporting them.
because - and i cannot stress this enough - they are not real strawberries.
if you don't like strawberries, you don't have to look at the paintings. in fact, you can get a map of the museum that lists what works are in what rooms and just. not go in there. if you see one by mistake, you can look away. just keep walking. there's plenty of other stuff to see.
yes, real strawberries can cause real quantifiable harm to real people.
but again. these are not real strawberries.
you may have whatever feelings you like about strawberries, and so can i. you can draw and write about whatever fruit floats your boat, and so can i, even if that happens to be strawberries. and we can hang our art side by side in the same gallery, provided you understand that my strawberries are not about you (and your kumquats are, shocker, not about me) and that - and this is true - neither are real.
and when the fascists break down the doors and grab all the strawberry paintings and heap them in the street and set them on fire, please know that they are coming for your kumquats next.
so if you want a place where you can show off your beautiful kumquat art safely, you're gonna have to tolerate having some strawberries in the next room.
and that's okay. because the strawberries aren't real.
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agerestorybits Ā· 2 days ago
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agerestorybits Ā· 4 days ago
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The idea of listening to no black music is bizarre to me. Even if it's not rap like no earth wind and fire? No reggae? No moonstomp? No ska? No classic jazz? No R and B? No disco??? No skindred? No jungle? No even like metal bands with a few black members? No gospel? Not even stuff like alors en dance? No blues music? No mo town? No jazz of any kind? No big band? No soul music? Not even a little James Brown?
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agerestorybits Ā· 5 days ago
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stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction
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agerestorybits Ā· 7 days ago
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kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3
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agerestorybits Ā· 10 days ago
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working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay........ being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS.... sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine
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agerestorybits Ā· 11 days ago
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Not people saying ā€œFandom has always been like thisā€ in that vent post I made. No. It hasn’t always been like this. Fandom has NEVER been like this until recently and if you were in fandom pre-tumblr purge, pre-twitter, pre-netflix boom, pre-tiktok….then you would fucking know it was nothing like this.
We still had the drive to create. We still sold prints and charms and made zines…but it was never like this.
The introduction of streaming, binge shows that drop all at once, tiktok and vine RIP i still love u vine but you were the beginning of a particularly ugly era) creating this bite sized, quick paced ā€˜content’ era of creation and it bled out into fucking everything else.
Fandoms didn’t die down when the show ended or the season was over. You didn’t mass unfollow artist, writers or moots just because they changed fandoms. There wasn’t this need to please the algorithm in order for your posts to get seen by people and enjoyed.
Fandoms used to last YEARS. Star Trek is literally the oldest running fandom out there and you got people in there that could care less about the new stuff and still have been happily prancing through their fucking fifty year old fandom today. Hell, even SPN after all it’s fuckups and shitshows has a dedicated fanbase STILL creating tons of art and fic.
There is no patience anymore. No calm feeling of taking in fandom and friends at a pace that which doesn’t make you stressed and is still fun.
Do I blame fandom for this? Of course not, but people are complacent with it and start changing their vocab to accommodate and end up making the situation so deep it cant be fixed.
We call Art & Fic Content now, completely stripping the value of what it is to a level of consumerism instead of personal entertainment & community bonding.
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agerestorybits Ā· 11 days ago
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agerestorybits Ā· 16 days ago
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Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.
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agerestorybits Ā· 17 days ago
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I can't with the "marriage is so hard" people. LIFE is hard. Having a PARTNER at your side should make it more livable, not harder. Like, both me and my husband have had our own difficulties in life, but we chose to share the burden rather than add to it, you know? That's the kind of thing marriages are built on. Life hasn't been easy for sure, but being married doesn't make it harder.
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agerestorybits Ā· 18 days ago
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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally
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agerestorybits Ā· 18 days ago
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ā€œprotect childrenā€ <- reactionary drivel basically every time
ā€œbe kind to childrenā€ <-radical thinking that causes way more arguments than you would ever imagine
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agerestorybits Ā· 18 days ago
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agerestorybits Ā· 18 days ago
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hey dude im on Loves You island and all of your friends are here too. what time are u planning on getting here? we are gonna order pizza
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agerestorybits Ā· 20 days ago
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People know that the whole "don't portray [harmful action] because viewers might recreate it" thing is a rule for children's shows right? It's supposed to be shit like "don't show peppa pig playing with fire so we don't get sued if a kid watches it and burns their house down." Not like, fanfiction for adults.
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agerestorybits Ā· 20 days ago
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agerestorybits Ā· 21 days ago
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Wild how humans keep trying to change the bar on what humans need to stay alive as long as those new standards never apply to them like what do you mean you don't agree with your own rules That it's only for other people if you can't apply the rules to your own life and not break them then maybe you suck at making the rules and you should be replaced with someone who can make them correctly
especially when you view the people you are making the rules for as disposal
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