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Happy Belated Birthday to Charlotte Riley! I think she’s an amazing actress! Was great in Wuthering Heights and in the 2019 FX A Christmas Carol.

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𝐓𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐑 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟐 (a collection of prompts from text posts I saved. Feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)

"I beg your fucking pardon?"

"Due to personal reasons, I'm evil now."

"Actually all of my systems are nervous."

"You used to be shy, now you're a whore."

"I'm attracted to men but at what cost?"

"My wife can stab me a little bit I don't care."

"Babygirl there is something obviously wrong with your brain."

"I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship, and this gun I found."

"Debates are stupid because why would I want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than me."

"Due to personal reasons, I will be going completely off the fucking rails."

"I'm a nice person but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people."

"Those are bold words for someone in stabbing range."

"Sorry I called you a fucking idiot, I was trying to flirt."

"I may seem like an angry person on the surface, but deep inside I'm actually angrier.

"Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my internal monologue."

"Sure I'm a little stupid, but that's like 80% of my charm!"

"Fuck therapy I'm becoming a knight."

"Hey, girl. Plagued by terrifying visions?"

"There's something deeply and fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss?"

"I may not be beautiful, but at least I know a lot of useless information."

"Conversations are a lot like teeth, you can only have so many."

"I hate when people ask me to explain my thought process. Like hell if I know."

"Well, well, well, if this isn't the feelings I've been trying to avoid."

"With all due respect, which is none."

"You call it a near-death experience, I call it a vibe check from God."

"If a demon tried to possess me I'd just be like: ok take it from here, good luck man."

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Given their social circles and their status in said social circles they of course would be attending the Steele ball, Liv had tucked a sizable check into Eli’s breast pocket given she had no space for the envelope herself as they had gotten out of the car. He was off socializing with who knows at this point and she’d excused herself from possibly the most mundane small talk conversation on Earth. 

Walking up to the bar she’d ordered herself a Martini and was sipping at it while watching the crowd when they came up on the side of her, “Fancy seeing you here.” 

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Headcanon drop

They have conversations that have nothing to do with the mission at hand. They can be back to back, guns drawn, taking fire and returning it and carrying on a conversation about whether one of them finished the application for Atticus’ kindergarten. It drives their superior (Miller) insane and he continually reminds them to stay on task. 

Olivia is the more intimidating one of the pair of them. 

Elijah is the less controlled of the two of them, his reactions are more instinctive and emotional (When not work involved) than Olivia’s she’s very much the voice of reason. 

Liv is essentially a style Icon and has pant suits and dresses that are far beyond fashionable and yet are incredibly professional. Eli finds it incredibly sexy that she can seamlessly hide her weapons and they like to play a gam on whether he can find it .

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“I’d like to offer moral support but I have questionable morals”

“Can someone please diffuse the sexual tension in here?”

“I’m a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am.”

“If I were writing a book about incompetence, you’d be in every chapter.”

“I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.”

“I didn’t lie, I just twisted the truth slightly.”

“What’s it like having a mind of pure filth?”

“I’ve never seen someone hold their head so high, while talking out of their ass”

“You think he’s finally dead now?”

“To put it nicely, I hope you choke.”

“If it wasn’t for physics and law enforcement I’d be unstoppable.”

“The difference between your opinions and mine is that mine are right.”

“Why are you being a jerk? I was nice to you today!”

“See what being nice gets you?”

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“I totally got this. I read a book on it once.”

“How was I supposed to know she was flirting with me?”

“Let me put it this way. I find you boring and your company more so. Have a good day.”

“That doesn’t make any logical sense”

“You’re either very good or very stupid. I don’t think you’re very good.”

“You might want to find a new guard. That other one’s kinda injured. And an idiot, but I think that’s hereditary.”

“A favor here, blackmail there, bribery somewhere else - the usual.”

“People like you are why I worry for the fate of humanity.”

“The best advice I can give you is to not ask me.”

“What do you eat for breakfast? The innocence of children that you destroy?”

“I’ll tell you, but you have to promise not to laugh.”

“I never make a promise I can’t keep.”

“Not all ugly ducklings turn into swans. Some just turn into ugly ducks.”

“You think you’re the best thing since sliced bread, don’t you?”

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Threatening Sentences, Vol. 1

(Sentences from various sources for threats to and from a muse. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I know you went to the police about me. Did you think I wouldn't find out?"

"You may think you know all my secrets, but I also know all yours."

"When I shoot, I shoot to kill."

"The only way for you to influence this situation is to tell me what I want to know right now and deny me the pleasure of extracting it from you."

"Your efforts are futile."

"If you were going to do anything, you would have done it already - but you haven't, have you?"

"You won't leave here alive."

"Remember - I'm watching you."

"Are you threatening me?"

"Were you under the impression that you were dealing with a nice man?"

"Stay out of it. It's nothing to do with you."

"There are ways to hurt you that do not involve hurting you."

"If you want me to keep quiet, I want something in return."

"If you refuse to tell me what you know, it shall be a very serious matter indeed."

"I give you one chance to surrender."

"I always thought you were smart, but a smart man would let sleeping dogs lie."

"You think this is over? Tell yourself another lie."

"Copies of these photographs will receive generous distribution within 48 hours from now unless something is done to prevent it."

"Are you here to kill me? Because I have to admit, I find the possibility very exciting."

"If you try anything, I will break your wrist."

"I am not a nice man. It is important that you understand that."

"I've never really been good at taking no for an answer."

"One more word out of you, just one, and I will decorate that wall with the insides of your head."

"You have killed many, but I have killed more."

"Nothing you can do will end this."

"I've never had anyone killed before, but I don't think I'm above it."

"I hope I won't have to threaten you as well."

"You can lock me up, you can even kill me, but you can never stop me."

"Drink in your victory. It won't last long."

"Do that again and I'll remove your organs in alphabetical order."

"If you won't give me a straight answer, perhaps you'll tell someone more... 'persuasive'. "

"The time remaining when you can still refuse me is dwindling."

"I'm going to hunt them down and kill them."

"Everyone knows that threats from me are not idle threats."

"You keep quiet and I'll keep quiet. We don't have to cause each other any trouble, do we?"

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Haley Whipjack's you WILL marry him (playing fmk with 136 dnd monsters) starters pt. 1

"Listen, neither of us are gonna like who I am by the end of this."

"That's a recipe for disaster."

"Consent is... more than key."

"There will be no babies on the list."

"Relationships don't work without the determination to make them work, okay?"

"Quite frankly, I got a little bored."

"I think 136 is enough."

"You have total agency over every single choice? That's boring."

"You know what you're getting into. I do not."

"What am I gonna do about that? We'll find out together."

"It's science! Probably."

"There's been, like, six steps to get here, so."

"Which is maybe not the healthiest foundation to a relationship, but I feel like it's something we'll be seeing a lot of tonight."

"Because it is his whole thing, but it's his whole thing because you die at the end of it."

"There's no way we get a healthy foundation for a relationship, but also I don't wanna die."

"This is gonna take forever. That was two. We have 45."

"So kind of immediately... we have a problem here."

"Some of them my printer gave up. And died."

"They prefer isolation but they do sometimes hang out in groups: relatable content."

"You can tell me I'm wrong, that's fine. I won't believe you."

"That's a weird thing for an engaged person to say."

"I might have to start going faster."

"It will be a distant and somber marriage."

"What I'm trying to say is it's fine. It's fine. Everything's fine."

"I don't know what his deal is. I'm looking at him, and actually I don't want to."

"He looks wet, he looks sticky... he is a concerning colour, honestly, I'll say it."

"It looks like he can't even afford shorts?"

"We might not get along all the time but he's got me, y'know? Especially if he's legally obligated to get me."

"I don't know how well they could maintain a conversation."

"Is he gorgeous? Yeah, he is. Would he murder me at any point in the marriage? No, he wouldn't."

"That's just the name of the game, y'know."

"Literally nobody look at me, okay? Nobody look at me. Don't- Stop fucking looking at me."

"I don't know if I like that, but that's where it's going."

"Honestly I just wanna know what it feels like to touch 'em."

"I feel bad for the little guy, I really do."

"I think he just needs to experience love."

"I feel like it should be dripping something. He's not dripping, but I feel like at any point he's gonna start dripping something."

"Is that... good? Is that a solution?"

"The answer is no, it's not a solution, and eventually it's just gonna be a big mess up there. But did you expect it to be anything else?"

"I actually can't survive in a volcano, sir."

"What if I have to answer for these crimes someday?"

"Is that gonna be good for you? I didn't think so."

"It looks really bad, and it looks really bad to touch."

"I sent her guy down in the murder pit because that's where he would have sent me, if given the chance."

"It's a big chaos mess and we are literally only halfway done."

"I wish I knew what to do about that, but I think tomorrow when I keep going I will literally just continue sticking them on top of each other with magnets."

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&. 𝐯𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  a  mix  of  angst,  fluff,  and  plot  focused  dialogue  prompts  in  the  form  of  questions.  feel  free  to  change  how  you  seem  fit.  )

❛ what are you listening to? ❜

❛ can’t sleep? ❜

❛ did it hurt? ❜

❛ are you sure this is a good idea? ❜

❛ do you mind if i sleep here tonight? ❜

❛ what are you doing out here by yourself? ❜

❛ are you wearing my shirt? ❜

❛ don’t you know what you mean to me? ❜

❛ will i see you again? ❜

❛ are you comfy? ❜

❛ do you promise? ❜

❛ are you trying to get us in trouble? ❜

❛ do you enjoy playing with people’s hearts? ❜

❛ don’t we deserve to be happy? ❜

❛ why can’t i come with you? ❜

❛ are you here to kill me? ❜

❛ you think i’m jealous? ❜

❛ do you want to share this? ❜

❛ is that blood? is it yours? ❜

❛ how do you know my name? ❜

❛ you’re an asshole, you know that? ❜

❛ like what you see? ❜

❛ was that your first kiss? ❜

❛ are you happy here with me? ❜

❛ sorry, did you want to be alone? ❜

❛ do you want my jacket? ❜

❛ how are you still alive? ❜

❛ you’re beautiful, you know that? ❜

❛ what are you so afraid of? ❜

❛ today isn’t your day, is it? ❜

❛ how does it feel to be in love? ❜

❛ you’ve been crying, what’s wrong? ❜

❛ do you remember when we first met? ❜

❛ isn’t this amazing? ❜

❛ did you miss me? ❜

❛ alright, who am i beating up? ❜

❛ that was a close call, wasn’t it? ❜

❛ am i worth so little to you? ❜

❛ how is it you’re never scared? ❜

❛ do you ever think about the future? ❜

❛ can you look at me? please? ❜

❛ you got me flowers? ❜

❛ well, how do i look? ❜

❛ what aren’t you telling me? ❜

❛ how about a kiss before i go? ❜

❛ you don’t know who i am, do you? ❜

❛ may i have this dance? ❜

❛ who’s going to stop us, huh? ❜

❛ wait, you’re leaving already? ❜

❛ it’s my fault, isn’t it? ❜

❛ have you ever lost someone? ❜

❛ do you think i’m a good person? ❜

❛ is it really you? ❜

❛ what if i hurt you? ❜

❛ if you won’t take care of yourself, then who will? ❜

❛ have you come to laugh at me? ❜

❛ will you still look at me like you do now? ❜

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Intriguing Impression Starters

“You don’t look like… much…”

“So nice to finally put a face to someone I’ve heard so much about.”

“You aren’t what I expected, but I hope to be surprised.”

“Well… this is awkward… uhhh hello.”

“I’m failing to remember what I expected when I signed up for this.”

“Not gonna lie, you were incredibly intimidating at first… still kind of are.”

“We seemed to have gotten off on the wrong foot.”

“Seems that the rumors and reputation are indeed being lived up to.”

“So I’ve heard some things…”

“You were the LAST person I expected.”

“Sparring partner huh? I think I can take you.”

“Me? I’m not anyone particularly special.”

“Haven’t heard of you whatsoever.”

“I’ve known you for five minutes and I think we’re already friends.”

“You and me are gonna get along great.”

“This is absolutely not working out.”

“Clearly there needs to be some ground rules established.”

“You’re going to be my sparring partner?”

“You know what? I like you.”

“Not working out. Nope.”

“I’m sorry but looking at you doesn’t scream ‘fighter’ to me.”

“I really hope you can make a better second impression.”

“You get one more shot. I hope it will change my mind.”

“I’m here to apologize about before… can we try again?”

“Well this is certainly… incredibly interesting. Nice to meet you.”

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𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 & 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒

                                                     𝐀𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄                                       

“You’re dripping blood on the carpet.” “When I said scars are kinda sexy, I didn’t mean you should get one right away…” “Press that against the wound, I’m going to get the med kit.” “It’s bleeding quite badly.” “Oh God, what happened to you?!” “You’re covered in blood! Is it yours?” “Your head looks pretty bad. I’m sure it’ll need stitches.” “It’s going to hurt for a moment, but I’ll need to clean the wound.” “I’m so sorry this happened to you. But you’re safe now.” “That’s a pretty nasty bruise. Want some ice?” “Does it still hurt?” “I don’t think a band aid is gonna fix this…” “Whoa, hey, stay with me! You’re as white as a ghost. Don’t pass out.” “Damn, that must hurt. I’m sure there are some painkillers around here.” “You have to be seen by a doctor. This isn’t going to heal on its own.” “It looks broken. Can you move it at all?” “Here, lean on me. I’ll support you.” “I’m not going to leave you behind. If need be, I’ll carry you.” “I’m going to pick you up now, okay? Just hold on to me.” “Everything is going to be okay. Just hang in there.”

“I don’t feel so good.” “It’s seeping through the bandages.” “My head is throbbing. I think I have a concussion.” “I can barely breathe, it hurts so bad!” “It looks worse than it is. I’m sure it’ll be gone in a couple of days…” “You should see the other one.” “Don’t look at me like that. I don’t want your pity.” “It was my fault, really. I wasn’t paying attention and got hit in the face.” “Getting stabbed wasn’t really on my bucket list.” “I don’t think I can walk.” “Leave me behind, please. I’m just going to slow you down.” “Am I going to die?” “I can’t stop the bleeding.” “I think the bruise matches my eye color.” “Don’t touch it, please! It hurts.” “I don’t want to go to a hospital. I hate doctors!”

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The knock on the office door is soft, just enough to give Ray a touch of notice before Olivia pushes the door open and walks into the familiar room. Admittedly she’s not been in touch with her friend as much as she should be but to say things were chaos was a touch of an understatement. Even still she wanted to check in on him and well, Atticus was showing signs of powers and Ray was someone she could confide in without word getting out. “Hey Ray” She said calmly her usual soft and yet symphonic tone. 

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training turned tension starters

Or more specifically, “two characters who have been sparring or in combat training together and almost kiss at the end of their practice fight”. As requested ! Feel free to make any changes.

“Is that the best you can do?”

“I won’t go easy on you.” / “I’ll go easy on you.” / “Quit going easy on me.”

“Hit me with your best shot.”

“You need to do better if you want to meet your goal.”

“I’ve been wanting to kick your ass all week.”

“Is this necessary?”

“Try again.”

“You’re pissing me off.” / “If you’re mad, why don’t you use your anger? Beat me at least once.”

“Here, let me show you how.”

“Woah! [falls on top of __]”

“Nice moves.”

“[pins __ to floor]” / “[pins __ to wall]”

“You’re…really close right now.”

“G–get off of me.”

“You’re heavy.” / “You’re crushing me.”

“Sorry–are you okay?”

“You’re really red right now.”

“…Do we always end up on top of each other?”

“Are you still panting?”

“I told you, it was an accident.”

“…Why don’t you just kiss me?”

“I’ll consider kissing you if you can beat me.”

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“Hey, if you guys can make it work then good for you.” Lena commented as she followed her in. “Do you guys have any kids?“

Olivia nodded as she walked over to her and Elijah’s work station, glancing over at the blackened glass walls that made up the privacy glass to Mason’s office, “Doors open, not sure he’s back yet.” She offered before the question. “We do, one, Atticus, he’s five. how old is yours?”

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Lena chuckled, “fair enough.” As she walked with the woman she looked around, it always seemed so hectic in here for Lena. 

“It works, I just don’t know how.” She chuckled as they reached the door to counter terrorism and she scanned her ID badge.