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sexy genre of making characters needlessly suffer for your enjoyment and yet its called "whump" the unsexiest name in the world
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Reality is literally insane. You notice this when you go to ALDI
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you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers
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list of men who are in the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame who whimper for the strap
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*squinting into the fog* who goes there?! Willem Dafriend, or...
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Saw this image and immediately thought of shin godzilla
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how to normally ask a person to feel the shape of your teeth as a pickup line?
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"My food is so dry! If only there were condiments I could use to flavor these iconic pieces of meaty summertime Americana!"
The tantalizing ketchup and mustard:
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do not. Sell my husband twelve fascinating issues of Zoobooks and the Tiger Poster.
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You've been isekai'd into a fictional setting. Spin this wheel to find out which one.
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you see me smiling at my phone like a giddy little lovestruck schoolgirl. you ask me if its a boy thats got me smiling like that. i nod and show you my phone. there is a 62 year old man on my screen
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They Might Be Giants on JBTV - 1994
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call my girl doctor worm the way she's not a real doctor but she is a real worm she is an actual worm
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emotional neglect didnt even affect me that much. it was the being born inherently without value that did most of the work
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