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i kinda hate people. a lot. in the last month i've lost so many people, and i think it's ridiculous. i don't even really wanna reach out and make new friends. anyways. i guess it's safe 2 say im taking an indefinite hiatus from writing here. i'll be fine, just need time 2 heal ^^

new pfp just dropped.

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apologies if you found out about david lynch’s passing from my old comic :(

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"No one can love you until you love yourself" is like the worst possible way of articulating "if you don't respect and value yourself, it's very easy to become attracted to people who don't treat you right and then justify their mistreatment, so be careful."

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Hi guys!! @sami-onley has reached out to me to help promote his gofundme to help him evacuate himself and his family out of Gaza🙏Sami has a wife, kids, elders, siblings, ans they all raise 30k for a goal to get to the safety. Right now they reached only 3k and they really need your support

He is one the number 21 on Gaza Vitters list

Unfortunately, donations for palestinian families are really low, although the war is not over yet. If you can, please donate to save his family

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i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

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i haven't drawn medic in a more stylized way in a long while and i think i've finally nailed how i want him to look. the secret is giving him a fucked up chin

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this is ny microwave

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Uhhh... Lightmode?

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hi herbert!

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Moodboard for when you finish reading issue 7 of the Team Fortress 2 comic

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Nobody hates Scout more than his fans I can't stand this guy. Oh my god. All of this is from the same year

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hello! this is very impromptu, but i need help asap. I'm opening emergency commissions.

my mom got into a car crash on new years eve, and we do NOT have the money to cover the repair or legal fees, since the insurance is saying it is her fault. i don't think it was, i was in the car with her when it happened. thankfully, no one was hurt. but we live in a little bum-ass town with hardly anything in it, so a car is ESSENTIAL for us.

she cannot afford to get it fixed, she cannot afford a rental. so that is wht i am opening commissions!

info down here

i will post more examples. probably.

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big ass post before the big ass new year

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need a g/n reader x sniper and they're both busy til the point where sniper has to physically drag them to the side to spend some time with them! >,>

(Possible nsfw....... Perchance romance...... Teeheehee.......)

first nsfw ask... rubs my gay little grubby hands together mischievously..... not writing his accent hardly i fear. also imma b real i aam SO tired so mb if theres mistakes but usually my nsfw writing comes out the juicest when im tired... i lost motivation to write for tf2 😭 im so sorry i responded so LATE OMG ... fade to black type shii mb chat.

nsfw under the cut! minors dni!

You and Sniper are busy people- I mean, that much should be obvious. You have your responsibilities, he has his.

However... Today, he gets off work earlier than usual. And he is feeling... Needy. Especially so, since he hasn't seen you other than in passing due to your jobs.

So he does what he sees fit- Picking you up like a sack of potatoes and throwing you over his shoulder.

You protest, because you still have work to do.

Does he listen? No. He's always been stubborn like that. You give up your struggle after maybe 30 seconds, because though this man is tall and lanky, there is no way you're escaping his hold.

He tosses you onto the bed, and flops onto you.

"oUUGGGHHH! MUNDY- YOU BIG BITCH-" You yelp as he lays against you. It's sorta... Nice. He's like a very heavy weighted blanket.

He chuckles, pulling you on top of him, laying your head on his chest.

"Better?"

"Better." You respond.

There's a bit of comfortable silence, before you speak up again. "Why did you interrupt my work for this?" Your tone isn't angry or upset, just confused. He knew your work was important!

He looks at you like you just said the stupidest thing you've ever said.

"You've been working non stop for hours. Cut yourself some slack."

You let out a loud, dramatic sigh, and bury your head in his chest.

"Fine." You say, acting like you're upset. But you're not, you're just being dramatic.

He holds your hips, and lifts up your chin with his finger. "I've wanted you so bad, luv. Y'know that?"

"I want you too.. So fucking bad.." You whisper, and his lips are on yours. The kiss is rough, and needy, yet there's a certain gentleness to his kiss.

God, you love this man.

He runs his hands up your shirt as the two of you kiss, and one thing leads to another, and you're missing all of your clothes.

You were in for a big night tonight.

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i think im the first person to draw both p03 and virgil this year

i love these two so much im like crying n stuff i love them!!1!

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u guys ever just

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i feel so lucky to be here. to discover a broken post like this.