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agentbaguette · 5 hours ago
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i find it kind of hilarious when people talk about moonwater and then include PLATONICALLY in all caps as if people have a gun to their head or something like are y’all okay
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agentbaguette · 1 day ago
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media that is unapologetic about grief. that shows unresolved trauma as hollowing yet all consuming. that follows the pain all the way down. that you cannot uproot it without descending deep deep down into the seat of the earth
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agentbaguette · 2 days ago
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Ac: sophithil
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agentbaguette · 5 days ago
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if you didn’t know sirius has a wide-range vocabulary, reads as a hobby, likes debating, was the first from his year to apparate, has an excellent memory, score o’s on all of his tests and OWLs without trying, makes up spells for fun, is a part of the duelling club, experimented with runes and charmed his own wand, is extremely good at writing essays and at practical work, is extremely good at nonverbal and wandless magic, has great critical thinking skills, is a great strategist and is extremely, undeniably intelligent. Btw
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agentbaguette · 6 days ago
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Pandora lovegood wasn’t bubbly, she was serene! Yes she smiled all the time but it was a soft, knowing smile that never quite reached her eyes! Yes she was carefree but it was in the way of an all knowing being who is wise enough to see that time is time and life if life and stress is nothing! She was either unsettling as hell or completely reassuring to be around and that relies entirely on the person witnessing her!
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agentbaguette · 7 days ago
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Barty as an overzealous and dedicated scare actor that gets in peoples faces and makes fun of them for flinching and regulus as the most tired staff worker you’ve ever met, checking peoples wrist bands before entering haunted house and utterly unfazed every time his boyfriend tries to jump scare him throughout the night. The couple confuses every patron of the scare house because barty the gore clown won’t stop circling back to the entrance to cuddle some of his warmth into his boyfriend on this brisk Halloween night
Also Evan’s a mad scientist in a haunted chemistry room in the basement of the house, pandora’s a haunted oracle in the attic, and Dorcas is also regular staff with reg but she operates the exit door.
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agentbaguette · 10 days ago
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Yu Ijin: *exists*
Every middle aged man (or mayhaps just Dusik and Hamchan): "Never is a man more of a man than when he is a father of a newborn."
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agentbaguette · 11 days ago
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Ijin had some nerves going on about wanting to find the meaning of family when he really spent 10 years out there, getting adopted by everyone and their mothers
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