Natsu | 27 | She/They pronouns | pansexual agender | capricorn | ISTJ /// drop by and say hello if you want I'm academically stupid and use anime and memes to cope. I write fanfiction sometimes over at agent-yolk-writes. **For the love of god please do not send asks for promo/reblog/e-begging I will block you**
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man, I was having an existential crisis about my health, and then I look over and Belphie is doing whatever the fuck this is
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we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women
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turned 37 today 👍 i was going to take some pictures outside to celebrate it but i literally haven't seen a single wild pokémon like all of today. even in the wild grass. is there like a meeting they scheduled that i don't know about
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got anymore Sunstorm headcanons?
In my au, a mech's designation is part of their spark coding, they online with a unique designation. Of course, bots can change their name later, and it happens often. The headcanon is that Sunstorm, being a clone of Starscream, has a near identical spark signature, resulting in a bunch of copied coding. Shockwave is not amused.
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Imagine looking this majestic dancing on your stalker ex's grave while 80 thousand people call him a pedo, there are levels to this
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Here’s my take on the whole audio books vs. reading:
Oral tradition of storytelling predates written ones by millennias, and honestly, which one you like is just a personal preference.
The actual difference is
when listening, you have no idea how to write characters’ names
when reading, you have no idea how to pronounce characters’ names
hope this helps!
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youtube should give viewers the option to grade video essays like it's a high school english class assignment and if the median grade is below passing then they stick a huge png over your video advising that this is a vlog with slide show components. if the youtuber ever goes "umm. I'm not going to attempt to pronounce this" at any point then they're genetically altered to be able to survive underground and let loose in an endless series of catacombs built beneath their home to live the rest of their life as the fabled town troll.
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Final Fantasy XIV players only want ONE thing
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"Yeah, I think it's some sort of pervert hotel."
BAD TIMES AT THE EL ROYALE (2018) dir. Drew Goddard
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