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i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

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Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

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i have two fujoshis advising me at all times

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I think its time to post him (totally not insane over him)

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Yaoi Pictomancer

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the state of kibble in this country is declining rapidly

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[agent-yolk]

Man I love vine and I’m gonna miss it! I’m totally jumping on the bandwagon but hey why not? Here is some of my favs!

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I have responsibilities like self torment and isolation

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I don't even want context

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it does kind of slaughter me a little bit every time i'm reminded of how near-universally associated slenderman is with the phrase "collect my pages" when the fundamental conceit of the game being referenced is that slenderman will hunt you down with murderous intent if you so much as go near his pages

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hold on I think my frontal lobe just developed

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I understand that museums have to be dark because light can destroy fragile artifacts. That said, I’m always afraid to walk around the blind corners because what if there is a skeleton