agent-goblin

[agent-goblin]

See ya

[A pretty large raccoon waddles in, seems he has a bit of mischief he's willing to give...seems someone down the hall is calling for someone] PAAAATRIIIICK WHERE ARE YOU NOOOW?

[upon hearing the name the raccoon starts stealing all sorts of stuff, mostly shiny items]

AY DONT TOUCH MY SHIT YA LITTLE RASCAL!HE’S DOWN HERE!

(Goblin tries to grab this raccoon that is only about a head or so shorter than them.)

[agent-goblin]

Well, with that, have a garbage day.

(Joke drum sound effect plays over speakers in workshop)

[A pretty large raccoon waddles in, seems he has a bit of mischief he's willing to give...seems someone down the hall is calling for someone] PAAAATRIIIICK WHERE ARE YOU NOOOW?

[upon hearing the name the raccoon starts stealing all sorts of stuff, mostly shiny items]

AY DONT TOUCH MY SHIT YA LITTLE RASCAL!HE’S DOWN HERE!

(Goblin tries to grab this raccoon that is only about a head or so shorter than them.)

[agent-goblin]

Yea I could see that! Keep control of ya trash panda! You know what tho as a fellow trash dweller…

(Goblin rummages through a trash pile and pulls out a small metal box what clanks when shaken. They hand the box to Patrick)

Enjoy ya heathen.

[A pretty large raccoon waddles in, seems he has a bit of mischief he's willing to give...seems someone down the hall is calling for someone] PAAAATRIIIICK WHERE ARE YOU NOOOW?

[upon hearing the name the raccoon starts stealing all sorts of stuff, mostly shiny items]

AY DONT TOUCH MY SHIT YA LITTLE RASCAL!HE’S DOWN HERE!

(Goblin tries to grab this raccoon that is only about a head or so shorter than them.)

[agent-goblin]

[A pretty large raccoon waddles in, seems he has a bit of mischief he's willing to give...seems someone down the hall is calling for someone] PAAAATRIIIICK WHERE ARE YOU NOOOW?

[upon hearing the name the raccoon starts stealing all sorts of stuff, mostly shiny items]

AY DONT TOUCH MY SHIT YA LITTLE RASCAL!HE’S DOWN HERE!

(Goblin tries to grab this raccoon that is only about a head or so shorter than them.)

[agent-goblin]

Over there in the corner! You think we should get them in there?

(She points over a bathtub that has bags of ice around it as well as a freezer.)

’your shiny rocks are here.’

(Goblin opens door)

You have my rocks? I’ll take ‘em now.

[agent-goblin]

Yes. And also I’ve figured out new powers! Like.. like that!

(They point at the door that’s been shot across the room)

I’m able to launch things by charging up the TK then releasing! It’s incredible! I… didn’t mean to do it to the door… I’ll need to look into that.

(The metal device is still sparking and glowing red)

’your shiny rocks are here.’

(Goblin opens door)

You have my rocks? I’ll take ‘em now.

[agent-goblin]

Yea but that was before Phoenix TKed multiple things WITH ONE HAND! There’s gotta be somethin’ that they have that I can replicate. And believe it or not, IM CLOSE. Except for the fact that well… it’s come close to explodin’, how many times?

I lost count, it overheated so many times that we started just filling a bathtub with ice water whenever they started a test.

I wasn’t expectin’ you to come here, I was gonna pick it up outside of your door.

’your shiny rocks are here.’

(Goblin opens door)

You have my rocks? I’ll take ‘em now.

[agent-goblin]

Uuhhh… ok fine! Look!

(They turn to show the side of the head they were hiding and there’s some kind of metal thing in the back of its head that is suspiciously close to where TK implants are. It’s glowing red… and it’s sparking)

Ow OW! Shit! There, I’ve been experimenting with my TK implant.

Shit! G I told you you shouldn’t risk using your TK!

(Loca runs over)

’your shiny rocks are here.’

(Goblin opens door)

You have my rocks? I’ll take ‘em now.

[agent-goblin]

How dare you tempt me with such treasures

"shady costume store that sells transformation triggers" cliche but it's a legitimate store that precisely labels the effects, an approximation of how the transformation will feel, the final form, and the duration of the change; permanent ones require signing a waiver

[agent-goblin]

Of course, see ya, byyyyeeeeeeee!

(They TK the door closed, but then it shakes and shoots off its hinges into the room and it slams against the opposite wall.)

Shit.

(The side of their head they were hiding is glowing red)

’your shiny rocks are here.’

(Goblin opens door)

You have my rocks? I’ll take ‘em now.

[agent-goblin]

No no, of course there’s nothin livin in there. You really don’t need to worry you should just go. I’ve got a lot of prototypes down here, you probably shouldn’t stay too long.

(It starts trying to push Med out of the room)

’your shiny rocks are here.’

(Goblin opens door)

You have my rocks? I’ll take ‘em now.

[agent-goblin]

Nah nah nah nothings wrong, I just like em

(Goblin looks like a mess… which isn’t new but it’s more than usual. The office is also a bit of a mess but with chaotic organization.)

’your shiny rocks are here.’

(Goblin opens door)

You have my rocks? I’ll take ‘em now.

[agent-goblin]

HAHA YES ROCKS!

(Grabs a hand full of them and holds them and just stares at them for a while)

’your shiny rocks are here.’

(Goblin opens door)

You have my rocks? I’ll take ‘em now.

[agent-goblin]

’your shiny rocks are here.’

(Goblin opens door)

You have my rocks? I’ll take ‘em now.

[agent-goblin]

After yesterday I thought I could give you a drawing I did of myself for a better idea of what I look like:

Hey, I thought you said you liked my drawing!

Don’t get overheated, dummy. I’d just rather not be perceived as an advanced stickwoman.

Ah yea that’s fair

[agent-goblin]

Yeeeesssss shinies.

Hey Med, Agent Goblin here, I was just wonderin’ if you had any interestin’ trash or treasures you could spare to share? Anything is nice.

Anyway it’s good to have ya back man.

From the basement, Goblin.

’I found a few shiny rocks if you’d like them, and thank you. its good to be back.’

[agent-goblin]

Oh yea that’s excellent, I’d love ‘em. Just drop them outside your door and I’ll grab them. Thank you for your contribution!

Hey Med, Agent Goblin here, I was just wonderin’ if you had any interestin’ trash or treasures you could spare to share? Anything is nice.

Anyway it’s good to have ya back man.

From the basement, Goblin.

’I found a few shiny rocks if you’d like them, and thank you. its good to be back.’