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wally having the absolute worst time of his life in absolute flash #1 and then in another universe he's doing this with sonic the hedgehog:

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Stephanie Brown / Batgirl

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Batman who? The better bat just came over.

yes.. . the only batman character ever

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Hormones are such a weird thing, I'm in pain and bleeding, why the hell I am horny?!

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Updated version of Boy Who Cried Wolf but there are actual wolves every single time and no one ever believes the boy - they get closer and closer every time he tries to warn them, until it's too late and the whole town screams at the boy for not warning them "enough", and blame him for the wolves at their door.

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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Steph: Permission to speak freely?

Bruce: You always speak freely. Nobody can stop you from speaking freely.

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we all agree that the confrontation at the end of utrh is jason reenacting his first death. a what if things were different. what if bruce arrived on time. anyway, lately i've been contemplating a reading where jason casts bruce into the role of sheila.

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‘She wasn’t a good mother’ great are we evaluating this character trait as one of her many facets or are we just damning her for not being the most maternal womanliest woman who ever womaned

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I was taking a break from writing my fic and started reading something where Jason (as Red Hood pre-reveal) says something really self-deprecating about his time as Robin and Steph starts arguing with him and says something along the lines of “He wasn’t just another stupid Robin he was our Robin, he was our hero!” 

And I just started thinking about how Crime Alley reacted to Robin’s death.

No one knew he had died, just one day another kid showed up wearing his colors and fought alongside the Bat calling himself Robin.

Of course, there were rumors, most people assumed he had just “grown out” of Robin and decided to make a name for himself elsewhere, or maybe he’d been fired from Robin, I mean they’ve seen Batman scold him for being “too rough” with criminals so maybe he had been let go because of conflicting morals with the boss and was currently living a totally normal life right now.

But the people of Crime Alley weren’t stupid. They had spoken to Robin, and could hear the thick alley accent that curled around his words. They saw the way he talked to working girls; not like criminals or a tool to get information about crooks but like people, like he was speaking to an older sister or a particularly stubborn auntie.

He would regularly patrol through the Alley and he was a symbol of hope. He was living proof that you could make it out, that you too could be Robin someday.

Then Willis’ kid was on the news. 

A field trip gone wrong.

An explosion.

No survivors.

Bruce Wayne was on the front page of the Gotham Gazette giving a tearful interview about Catherine’s boy. How he failed his son, how he had offered to take the boy in to give him a good life and he had failed.

Batman never patrolled through the Alley anymore.

The people of Crime Alley never wanted him to.

If you were to take a stroll through Crime Alley you wouldn’t see a bat insignia in sight. There would be murals of a boy with black hair, a yellow cape, and a golden R. A boy with his fathers grin, his mothers heart of gold, and a scar across his nose from the time he fell off of Ms. Coleman’s porch trying to help a cat that had climbed into a nearby tree.

The Alley kept his secret just as he kept many of theirs and every year on April 27th they plan to prove that his legacy didn’t die in Ethiopia alongside him.

The Alley Boys offer to fix the air conditioners or the plumbing for any working mothers in need. 

Stevie is cooking up some free food to pass out for the day from the back of his father's Bar & Grill. His Pops drinks a Coke and tells stories to the kids about one of the smartest damn kids he ever got the pleasure of meeting that would sit near the cash register eating pie with a book splayed open on his lap during his Pa’s shift in the kitchen. 

The waitresses at Melissa’s diner hand out old newspapers with stories of the second boy wonder sprawled across the pages to go with your morning coffee and reminisce about how sweet Cathy’s little boy was when she needed Melissa to babysit him during her morning shift.

On April 27th all crimes on Crime Alley will cease and they’ll mourn someone who was more than just another kid on Crime Alley.

He was Robin.

He was Jason Todd.

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Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

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get me alone in a room with jason todd and i will fix him. i will not leave until i get him to acknowledge how great he is and how many people care abt him and love him.

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save him

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When Jason first takes off his mask after coming back and walks the alley, the people of Park Row don't think of Jason Todd-Wayne, not even close. No, they take one look at that man- that kid, because he's so young, that's a fucking kid- and they go

Oh, that's Willis' boy. He's got the same chubby cheeks no matter the size of him, those big doe eyes and a smarmy grin. He's got Willis' nose. His pout. That's Catherine's baby, the one who helped Lisa count her food stamps after another hard night with an angry husband, who pushes the cart and holds the groceries and counts the change for his momma, who learns how to go alone long before he should have had to. He's the same little boy that believed in magic, who they had to hear Willis stress about every poker night, who always had some way to humble brag about him by the end of the night. ("He's a smart one, takes after me," He'll brag, before his eyes soften up to something a little more proud. "If anyone's gonna make a name for themselves, get the hell outta dodge and never look back? It'll be him." Let it be him, he always fell asleep thinking.)

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So a lot of Trump supporters want to change the constitution to allow him to run for a third term. How they advertised this idea?

Fanart of Trumps face on Julius Caesars head.

Oh and look what is coming up soon, what a coincidence :)

Thats so weird and odd and Do You Know What Would Be Really Funny?