agent-aly-parker
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agent-aly-parker · 2 years ago
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A Lady and her Knight
Fanart for The Mandalorian
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agent-aly-parker · 2 years ago
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agent-aly-parker · 2 years ago
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50 OTP Things
I would love it if you guys sent me a number and a ship!
1. Who is the early bird/ Who is the night owl? 2. Who is the big spoon/ Who is the little spoon? 3. Who hogs the cover/ Who loves to cuddle? 4. Who wakes the other one up with kisses? 5. Who usually has nightmares? 6. Who would have really deep emotional thoughts at the middle of the night/ Who would have them in the middle of the day? 7. Who sweats the small stuff? 8. Who sleeps in their underwear (or naked)/ Who sleeps in their pajamas? 9. Who makes the coffee (or tea)? 10. Who likes sweet/ Who likes sour? 11. Who likes horror movies/ Who likes romance movies? 12. Who is smol/ Who is tol? 13. Who is considered the scaredy cat? 14. Who kills the spiders? 15. Who is scared of the dark? 16. Who is scared of thunderstorms? 17. Who works/ Who stays at home? 18. Who is a cat person/ Who is a dog person? 19. Who loves to call the other one cute names? 20. Who is dominant/ Who is submissive? 21. Who has an obsession (over anything)? 22. Who goes all out for Valentine’s Day? 23. Who asks who out on the first date? 24. Who is the talker/ Who is the listener? 25. Who wears the other ones clothes? 26. Who likes to eat healthy/ Who loves junk food? 27. Who takes a long shower/ Who sings in the shower? 28. Who is the book worm? 29. Who is the better cook? 30. Who likes long walks on the beach? 31. Who is more affectionate? 32. Who likes to have really long (deep) conversation? 33. Who would wear “not guilty” t-shirt/ Who would wear “sin” t-shirt? 34. Who would wear “if lost return to…” t-shirt/ Who would wear “I am…” t-shirt? 35. Who goes overboard on the holidays? 36. Who is the social media addict? 37. Height difference or age difference? 38. Who likes to star gaze? 39. Who buys cereal for the prize inside? 40. Who is the fun parent/ Who is the responsible parent? 41. Who cries during sad movies? 42. Who is the neat freak? 43. Who wins the stuffed animals at the carnival for the other one? 44. Who is active/ Who is lazy? 45. Who is more likely to get drunk? 46. Who has the longer food order? 47. Who has the more complex coffee order? 48. Who loses stuff? 49. Who is the driver/ Who is the passenger? 50. Who is the hopeless romantic?
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agent-aly-parker · 2 years ago
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Pride Themed Ask Game
As a great way to get/give recommendations for queer rep and talk about queer headcanons!
Favorite canon queer character from [insert fandom]?
Favorite queer headcanon in [insert fandom]?
Do you have a queer headcanon for [insert character]?
Favorite queer canon relationship in [insert fandom]?
Talk about a canon mlm ship you like!
Talk about a canon wlw ship you like!
Talk about an otherwise queer (i.e. involving bi/ace/trans characters) canon ship you like!
Favorite non canon mlm ship in [insert fandom]?
Favorite non canon wlw ship in [insert fandom]?
Favorite non canon otherwise queer ship in [insert fandom]?
Favorite show/movie/book for canon [insert identity] rep?
Favorite character who is canonically [insert identity]?
Favorite character you headcanon [insert identity]?
Who was the first canon queer character you ever met?
Who is the latest canon queer character you met?
Where did you first see your own identity represented in canon?
Favorite queer storyline in [insert fandom]?
Name a character whose canon coming out got you really excited!
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agent-aly-parker · 2 years ago
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Not to sound like a fuckin hippie but please for the love of god start noticing and appreciating the natural world around you. You don’t have to go hike the entire Appalachian trail or anything and I get that not everyone has access to the outdoors for various reasons, but just fucking … look around you when you’re outside. Notice the sky and the sun and the birds and creatures. Start caring about them. I’m begging you.
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agent-aly-parker · 2 years ago
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Wtf are booktubers what is 30 books in 30 weeks why are we applying sigma grindset to reading books
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agent-aly-parker · 2 years ago
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an aspect of bruce adopting jason that conceptually is funny to me is the age difference between jay & dick. like i bet bruce is thinking ive got this :] i know what having a kid is like :] but nooooo bruce is used to dick now as a young adult. its been years since his kid was a child. bruce goes from fairly confident to a very heartfelt ‘ah, fuck. MIDDLE SCHOOLER’
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agent-aly-parker · 2 years ago
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weirdly specific and unrelated asks to know someone well:
chipotle order?
thoughts on veganism?
a specific color that gives you the ick?
mythical creature you think/believe is real?
favorite form of potato?
do you use a watch?
what animal do you look forward to seeing when you visit an aquarium?
do you change into specific clothes for the house when you get home?
do you have a skincare routine (and how many steps is it)?
on a plane, do you ask for apple or orange juice?
anything from your childhood you’ve held on to?
brand of haircare/bodycare/skincare that you trust 100%?
first thing you’re doing in the purge?
do you think you’re dehydrated?
rank the methods of death: freezing, burning, drowning
thoughts on mint chocolate chip?
an anxious compulsion you do everyday?
your boba/tea order?
the veggie you dislike the most?
favorite disney princess movie?
a number that weirds you out?
do you have an emotional support water bottle?
do you wear jewelry?
which do you find yourself using, american or british english?
would you say you have good taste in music?
how’s your spice tolerance?
what’s your favorite or go-to outfit?
last meal on earth?
preferred pasta noodle?
ask me anything !
leave an ask for the person you reblog it from!
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agent-aly-parker · 3 years ago
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vibe check
your last three used emojis are your vibes.
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agent-aly-parker · 3 years ago
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AMBIENT MIXES MASTERPOST PT. 2 (PT. 1)
Snow White
Snow White cleaning the cottage
Relaxing by the fire
Cinderella
Cinderella’s tower bedroom 
The mice make the dress
Aurora 
Aurora’s Tower (personal fav)
Maleficent’s castle
Meeting Philip in the woods
Ariel
Ariel’s Grotto
Atlantica
Sitting with Eric at his castle
Ursula’s Cave
Belle
Belle’s library on a rainy day
Beast’s ballroom
The castle
Belle’s provincial town
Gaston’s tavern
Jasmine
Streets of Agrabah
Magic Carpet Ride
Pocahontas
The woods around her home
Powhatan village 
Mulan
Praying to the ancestors 
Tiana
Jazz on the Bayou
Peaceful swamps
Rapunzel
Forest around the tower
A pleasant afternoon in Corona
The Snuggly Duckling
Merida
The forest
A heavy rainstorm outside the castle, but you’re safe inside
Merida’s day off in the woods 
Anna & Elsa
Elsa’s ice castle
Arendelle in eternal winter
Northuldra enchanted forest
Moana
Moana & her grandma at the beach
Moana’s boat
BONUS: Remy’s Rat Filled Kitchen
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agent-aly-parker · 3 years ago
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✧ OC Asks! ✧
I compiled a short list of some questions that I hadn’t seen yet to help you (and me) have some fun while developing OCs. Feel free to answer these yourself, or ask someone else!
1. How does your OC feel about their full name?
2. What do strangers notice about them first?
3. How does their social personality differ from how they act when they’re alone?
4. How do they act around a crush?
5. Do they have a “tell” for when they’re lying?
6. What do they smell like?
7. What is their hair texture like?
8. How much jewelry do they wear, and do they have a favorite or distinguishing piece?
9. Do they have a word or phrase that they tend to overuse?
10. What is a weird quality that they have (ie their hands are always cold, they’re always hungry, they snort when they laugh, etc)?
11. What color do they look strikingly good in?
12. How do they show affection to someone they love?
13. Do they make strong/frequent eye contact when they talk to someone?
14. What attributes do they have that are inherited from their parents or shared with their siblings/other relatives?
15. Are their greatest flaw and their greatest strength related and in what way? (ie very caring and helpful but a doormat, or very observant and shrewd but often paranoid)
16. How has their childhood affected the way they view an aspect of their life (people, education, society, themselves, etc)?
And that’s all! Remember to reblog with your answers, I’m genuinely curious to hear about other people’s characters/writing processes!
Part II: https://liliamoon.tumblr.com/post/671647292219097088/oc-asks-part-ii
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agent-aly-parker · 3 years ago
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Oh my gosh. I just found this website that walks you though creating a believable society. It breaks each facet down into individual questions and makes it so simple! It seems really helpful for worldbuilding!
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agent-aly-parker · 3 years ago
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I want to live by myself when I move out of my parent's place but I'm really afraid of money problems? I'm afraid that the only place I can afford will be in the ghetto and it'll all be torn apart and I'll only be allowed to eat one granola bar a week. I'm really stressing out about this. I don't know anything about after school life. I don't know anything about paying bills or how to buy an apartment and it's really scaring me. is there anything you know that can help me?
HI darling,
I’ve actually got a super wonderful masterpost for you to check out:
Home
what the hell is a mortgage?
first apartment essentials checklist
how to care for cacti and succulents
the care and keeping of plants
Getting an apartment
Money
earn rewards by taking polls
how to coupon
what to do when you can’t pay your bills
see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
how to save money
How to Balance a Check Book
How to do Your Own Taxes
Health
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
things to bring to a doctor’s appointment
how to get free therapy
what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment
how to make a doctor’s appointment
how to pick a health insurance plan
how to avoid a hangover
a list of stress relievers
how to remove a splinter
Emergency
what to do if you get pulled over by a cop
a list of hotlines in a crisis
things to keep in your car in case of an emergency
how to do the heimlich maneuver
Job
time management
create a resume
find the right career
how to pick a major
how to avoid a hangover
how to interview for a job
how to stop procrastinating
How to write cover letters
Travel
ULTIMATE PACKING LIST
Traveling for Cheap
Travel Accessories
The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase
How To Read A Map
How to Apply For A Passport
How to Make A Travel Budget
Better You
read the news
leave your childhood traumas behind
how to quit smoking
how to knit
how to stop biting your nails
how to stop procrastinating
how to stop skipping breakfast
how to stop micromanaging
how to stop avoiding asking for help
how to stop swearing constantly
how to stop being a pushover
learn another language
how to improve your self-esteem
how to sew
learn how to embroider
how to love yourself
100 tips for life
Apartments/Houses/Moving
Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 1: Are You Sure? (The Responsible One)
Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 2: Finding the Damn Apartment (The Responsible One)
Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 3: Questions to Ask about the Damn Apartment (The Responsible One)
Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 4: Packing and Moving All of Your Shit (The Responsible One)
How to Protect Your Home Against Break-Ins (The Responsible One)
Education
How to Find a Fucking College (The Sudden Adult)
How to Find Some Fucking Money for College (The Sudden Adult)
What to Do When You Can’t Afford Your #1 Post-Secondary School (The Sudden Adult)
Stop Shitting on Community College Kids (Why Community College is Fucking Awesome) (The Responsible One)
How to Ask for a Recommendation Letter (The Responsible One)
How to Choose a College Major (The Sudden Adult)
Finances
How to Write a Goddamn Check (The Responsible One)
How to Convince Credit Companies You’re Not a Worthless Bag of Shit (The Responsible One)
Debit vs Credit (The Responsible One)
What to Do if Your Wallet is Stolen/Lost (The Sudden Adult)
Budgeting 101 (The Responsible One)
Important Tax Links to Know (The Responsible One)
How to Choose a Bank Without Screwing Yourself (The Responsible One)
Job Hunting
How to Write a Resume Like a Boss (The Responsible One)
How to Write a Cover Letter Someone Will Actually Read (The Responsible One)
How to Handle a Phone Interview without Fucking Up (The Responsible One)
10 Sites to Start Your Job Search (The Responsible One)
Life Skills
Staying in Touch with Friends/Family (The Sudden Adult)
Bar Etiquette (The Sudden Adult)
What to Do After a Car Accident (The Sudden Adult)
Grow Up and Buy Your Own Groceries (The Responsible One)
How to Survive Plane Trips (The Sudden Adult)
How to Make a List of Goals (The Responsible One)
How to Stop Whining and Make a Damn Appointment (The Responsible One)
Miscellaneous
What to Expect from the Hell that is Jury Duty (The Responsible One)
Relationships
Marriage: What the Fuck Does It Mean and How the Hell Do I Know When I’m Ready? (Guest post - The Northwest Adult)
How Fucked Are You for Moving In with Your Significant Other: An Interview with an Actual Real-Life Couple Living Together™ (mintypineapple  and catastrofries)
Travel & Vehicles
How to Winterize Your Piece of Shit Vehicle (The Responsible One)
How to Make Public Transportation Your Bitch (The Responsible One)
Other Blog Features
Apps for Asshats
Harsh Truths & Bitter Reminders
Asks I’ll Probably Need to Refer People to Later
Apartments (or Life Skills) - How Not to Live in Filth (The Sudden Adult)
Finances - Tax Basics (The Responsible One)
Important Documents - How to Get a Copy of Your Birth Certificate (The Responsible One)
Important Documents - How to Get a Replacement ID (The Responsible One)
Health - How to Deal with a Chemical Burn (The Responsible One)
Job Hunting - List of Jobs Based on Social Interaction Levels (The Sudden Adult)
Job Hunting - How to Avoid Falling into a Pit of Despair While Job Hunting (The Responsible One)
Job Hunting - Questions to Ask in an Interview (The Responsible One)
Life Skills - First-Time Flying Tips (The Sudden Adult)
Life Skills - How to Ask a Good Question (The Responsible One)
Life Skills - Reasons to Take a Foreign Language (The Responsible One)
Life Skills - Opening a Bar Tab (The Sudden Adult)
Relationships - Long Distance Relationships: How to Stay in Contact (The Responsible One)
Adult Cheat Sheet:
what to do if your pet gets lost
removing stains from your carpet
how to know if you’re eligible for food stamps
throwing a dinner party
i’m pregnant, now what?
first aid tools to keep in your house
how to keep a clean kitchen
learning how to become independent from your parents
job interview tips
opening your first bank account
what to do if you lose your wallet
tips for cheap furniture
easy ways to cut your spending
selecting the right tires for your car
taking out your first loan
picking out the right credit card
how to get out of parking tickets
how to fix a leaky faucet
get all of your news in one place
getting rid of mice & rats in your house
when to go to the e.r.
buying your first home
how to buy your first stocks
guide to brewing coffee
first apartment essentials checklist
coping with a job you hate
30 books to read before you’re 30
what’s the deal with retirement?
difference between insurances
Once you’ve looked over all those cool links, I have some general advice for you on how you can have some sort of support system going for you:
Reasons to move out of home
You may decide to leave home for many different reasons, including:
wishing to live independently
location difficulties – for example, the need to move closer to university
conflict with your parents
being asked to leave by your parents.
Issues to consider when moving out of home
It’s common to be a little unsure when you make a decision like leaving home. You may choose to move, but find that you face problems you didn’t anticipate, such as:
Unreadiness – you may find you are not quite ready to handle all the responsibilities.
Money worries – bills including rent, utilities like gas and electricity and the cost of groceries may catch you by surprise, especially if you are used to your parents providing for everything. Debt may become an issue.
Flatmate problems – issues such as paying bills on time, sharing housework equally, friends who never pay board, but stay anyway, and lifestyle incompatibilities (such as a non-drug-user flatting with a drug user) may result in hostilities and arguments.
Your parents may be worried
Think about how your parents may be feeling and talk with them if they are worried about you. Most parents want their children to be happy and independent, but they might be concerned about a lot of different things. For example:
They may worry that you are not ready.
They may be sad because they will miss you.
They may think you shouldn’t leave home until you are married or have bought a house.
They may be concerned about the people you have chosen to live with.
Reassure your parents that you will keep in touch and visit regularly. Try to leave on a positive note. Hopefully, they are happy about your plans and support your decision.
Tips for a successful move
Tips include:
Don’t make a rash decision – consider the situation carefully. Are you ready to live independently? Do you make enough money to support yourself? Are you moving out for the right reasons?
Draw up a realistic budget – don’t forget to include ‘hidden’ expenses such as the property’s security deposit or bond (usually four weeks’ rent), connection fees for utilities, and home and contents insurance.
Communicate – avoid misunderstandings, hostilities and arguments by talking openly and respectfully about your concerns with flatmates and parents. Make sure you’re open to their point of view too – getting along is a two-way street.
Keep in touch – talk to your parents about regular home visits: for example, having Sunday night dinner together every week.
Work out acceptable behaviour – if your parents don’t like your flatmate(s), find out why. It is usually the behaviour rather than the person that causes offence (for example, swearing or smoking). Out of respect for your parents, ask your flatmate(s) to be on their best behaviour when your parents visit and do the same for them.
Ask for help – if things are becoming difficult, don’t be too proud to ask your parents for help. They have a lot of life experience.
If your family home does not provide support
Not everyone who leaves home can return home or ask their parents for help in times of trouble. If you have been thrown out of home or left home to escape abuse or conflict, you may be too young or unprepared to cope.
If you are a fostered child, you will have to leave the state-care system when you turn 18, but you may not be ready to make the sudden transition to independence.
If you need support, help is available from a range of community and government organisations. Assistance includes emergency accommodation and food vouchers. If you can’t call your parents or foster parents, call one of the associations below for information, advice and assistance.
Where to get help
Your doctor
Kids Helpline Tel. 1800 55 1800
Lifeline Tel. 13 11 44
Home Ground Services Tel. 1800 048 325
Relationships Australia Tel. 1300 364 277
Centrelink Crisis or Special Help Tel. 13 28 50
Tenants Union of Victoria Tel. (03) 9416 2577
Things to remember
Try to solve any problems before you leave home. Don’t leave because of a fight or other family difficulty if you can possibly avoid it.
Draw up a realistic budget that includes ‘hidden’ expenses, such as bond, connection fees for utilities, and home and contents insurance.
Remember that you can get help from a range of community and government organizations. 
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Keep me updated? xx
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agent-aly-parker · 4 years ago
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hey writers! OneLook Thesaurus lets you find that word you can’t think of but can describe! go check it out!
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agent-aly-parker · 5 years ago
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Atlantis !
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agent-aly-parker · 5 years ago
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Fanfic Writers: Director’s Cut
Reblog this if you want readers to come into your ask box and ask for the “director’s commentary” on a particular story, section of a story, or set of lines. 
Or, send in a ⭐star⭐  to have the author select a section they’ve been dying to talk about!
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agent-aly-parker · 5 years ago
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do you know of any tom holland accounts that don’t write any smut or nsfw content? i’m seeing too much of it on my dash and it makes me uncomfortable, i just want some soft fluff and blissful domesticity pls😭
Honestly I really don’t lmao, I’m going through the same struggle and it’s. Very annoying.
She doesn’t write Tom Holland but @writtenbybelle is a clean Peter Parker author as far as I know? And her stuff is really amazing so I highly recommend it.
If you guys know any clean tom writers feel free to reblog/reply w some!
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