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neil’s favorite game is “i’m going to say something unhinged as fuck with no context and watch people try to figure out if i’m telling the truth or not”

andrew’s favorite game is “im going to watch neil say something unhinged as fuck and offer zero input on if it’s true or not (i know the answer) and watch everyone cycle through the stages of grief as they realize that there is literally no way of knowing without asking and they’re scared ask if neil really jumped out of a plane without a parachute once or if he’s fucking with them”

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andrew starts bench pressing neil whenever he gets bored and neil just. goes with it. never asks a single question andrew just moves him and neil's like guess im being pushed into the air now. it becomes a regular enough thing that sometimes andrew will let neil watch exy while its happening because he can do a shit ton of reps and needs to keep neil entertained. at some point kevin walks in on them and goes on a lecture about safe fitness practices or whatever and then neil's like "ur just upset andrew can bench press me and you cant" which of course turns it into a team wide competition to see who can bench press neil the Most (matt seems to have it in the bag he even beats andrew's pr but andrew still wins thru the power of spite and ego)

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*Said with a heavy French accent

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Yes yes the “I’m sorry about your dog”/“I thought you hated him” /“you didn’t” Jean said like it was all that mattered interaction is gut wrenching but may I rub salt in the wound by pointing out Jean’s actions around Barkbark before that moment? He hates that dog and he has more than enough time and willpower to destroy it. But instead he hides it behind the fridge and stops himself from tearing it and puts it on Jeremy’s bed when Jeremy isn’t there, because he knows what it’s like to have the things you cherished destroyed

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Rick Riordan puts a scene with Nico and Jason back to back with a scene starring Nico and Will. And these scenes sort of demonstrate why I prefer Jason x Nico to Nico x Will (don't ask where Jason x Leo fit in, since I love them too. Let's put that aside for now). Will and Nico first:

"You're so dense," Will noted. "I hope you got over that nonsense about leaving Camp Half-Blood." "I - yeah. I did. I mean, I'm staying." "Good. So you may be dense, but you're not an idiot." "How can you even talk to me like that? Don't you know I can summon zombies and skeletons and -" "Right now you couldn't summon a wishbone without melting into a puddle of darkness, di Angelo," Will said. "I told you, no more Underworld-y stuff, doctor's orders. You owe me at least three days of rest in the infirmary. Starting now."

Is this romantic? I mean… I've never actually felt romantic attraction in real life, but is calling someone dense and never using their first name a sign of love? And calling their idea to leave nonsense? This is love? I… I really don't think it is. This feels more like a condescending, argumentative relationship between two people who barely know each other. They feel like they'd become frenemies, not lovers. And I say that with all due respect to people who like Will Solace. I don't want to make enemies of his fans, since I don't actually hate him. Do I dislike 90% of his lines? Yeah. Do I hate him like I hated Luke? No. Oh, hells no. Will is okay. Not great, but okay. I just don't see romance between these two in the cards. It doesn't make much sense to me.

Now, here's Jason and Nico's scene:

"You've got a point." He straightened his glasses. "Look, Nico, the reason I wanted to you…I know what you said back at Auster's palace. I know you already turned down a place at Camp Jupiter. I-I probably can't change your mind about leaving Camp Half-Blood, but I have to -" "I'm staying." Jason blinked. "What?" "At Camp Half-Blood. The Hades Cabin needs a head counselor. Have you seen the decor? It's disgusting. I'll have to remodel. And someone needs to do the burial rites properly, since demigods insist on dying heroically." "That's - That's fantastic! Dude!" Jason opened his arms for a hug, then froze. "Right. No touching. Sorry." Nico grunted. "I suppose we can make an exception." Jason squeezed him so hard Nico thought his ribs would crack. "Oh, man," Jason said. "Wait till I tell Piper. Hey, since I'm all alone in my cabin too, you and I can share at table at the dining hall. We can team up for capture the flag and sing-along contests and -" "Are you trying to scare me away?" "Sorry. Sorry. Whatever you say Nico. I'm just glad." The funny thing was, Nico believed him.

There. Now, Isn't that way better? Hugs, respect for boundaries, two lonely people finally finding each other… there's so much in Jason and Nico's relationship that makes me feel happy. Rick Riordan may not have wanted them to be his same sex couple, but they're the ones that should've gotten together. Will should've been Nico's friend/friendly rival or something. But Jason and Nico have a bond beyond words. I… I legitimately can't describe it. But this type of romance works because it wasn't designed to be a romance. It's just…love. The fact that these two love each other so unconditionally… I want what they have. I don't feel ashamed of saying that. Because what they have is beautiful.

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Primarily hearing from Neil via the press in tgr really makes the og aftg trilogy make so much more sense because I think sometimes from Neil “unreliable narrator” josten’s pov he leads you to believe he’s like an innocent little lad just doing what must be done but when you see him from an outsider pov you’re like oh. Jean is actually right, this guy is kind of a cunty little gremlin freak who causes chaos wherever he goes

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i??????? sksjsbzvsvshdhsbdb

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im in the my friends ocs fandom

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reblog to thank ur mutuals for providing enrichment to ur enclosure

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When am I allowed to stab a man?

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2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

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nowhere else

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andrew wasn’t fast enough this andrew wasn’t fast enough that — what about aaron

aaron who was faster than neil. aaron who watched someone try to kill his brother the same way he killed his brother’s rapist. aaron who managed a panicked warning before they swung on andrew. aaron who was on the strikers a heartbeat later, fists flying.

aaron who wasn’t fast enough

do you think he had nightmares after it. do you think the nightmares ever stopped. do you think they were exacerbated by the trial. you think he woke up clinging to katelyn. do you think andrew woke up from surgery and asked where aaron was. do you think aaron studied clavicle injuries and clavicle surgery because he needed to know exactly what was going to happen to andrew while he was under. do you think he told andrew what he’d learned to reassure him even though andrew never admitted how anxious he was. do you think andrew made some sly comment that was only for aaron to interpret as appreciation. do you think aaron blamed himself anyway

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HEY that's MY emotional support morally ambiguous misunderstood full of trauma touch starved yearning for love drenched in blood responsible for numerous atrocities comfort character who is TRYING & u will TREAT them with RESPECT

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when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain