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So I gave up, then decided to continue, and now I’m giving up again

so u get this unfinished mess. I call it ‘how much of a disaster can I get away w making their hair’

this is probably too soft for them, but u see, idc

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EMO VI + ABS

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I need more fics where writers acknowledge the implications of Andrew's eidetic memory and fucking run with that shit

Neil asking if Andrew can tell if someone broke into their apartment and Andrew scanning everything in the room, comparing his internal Perfect Clarity Snapshots, saying no and Neil relaxing

Andrew mentally sorting his Many Snapshots of Neil Smiling and Neil Waking Up In The Morning and Neil-

Andrew reading cookbooks once and being able to feed Neil "I'll eat whatever is put in front of me - wait my preferences matter?" Josten all sorts of delicious foods

Andrew reciting books from memory to read to Neil and/or their foster kids and/or The Fox Kits even when the physical copy is nowhere to be found

Andrew bringing up a perfectly clear and accurate mental recording of Bee walking him through a grounding exercise when he has a panic attack

We need more is all I'm saying!!!

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I love that Eddie is a menace AND a gentleman. Bowing as he let people pass, opening doors. . .he does that with Chrissy, and now he's starting to do that with Steve. Of course, Steve thinks he's mocking him. Chrissy fixes that assumption.

"He's being serious," she'd giggle as Steve decides to take Eddie's arm.

Steve and Chrissy are known as the King and Queen of Hawkins High. Just imagine the cockiness on Eddie, knowing that he got both of them, that they are both mad for him. I just love it. It would be such a confidence boost, and it would definitely make him more annoying. I love them. It's the ot3 that I just keep coming back to. Eddie is in the middle with the king and queen on each arm, both of them looking fondly at him. . .there's just something about it that turns my brain in a puddle of goo.

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in german we don't say "i think you're cute, we should date" we say "das heißt nicht, dass ich dich nicht umhauen würde" which roughly means "your beauty is devastating and I cannot live a day without experiencing you" and I just think that's really beautiful

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Steve Harrington being absolutely pissed/terrified at the Upside-Down and all it's monsters and being a Petty Betty and reading everything he can about DnD monsters and how best to kill them because the UD monsters seem to have a pattern and the kids relate the monsters to those in their game. Steve absolutely wanting to be as prepared as he can and reading up on any and all creatures, mythical, magical, cryptid, horror just in case they run into the Upside-down equivalent. Steve especially doing this during season 3.

Eddie Munson of course works at the mall too, at the record store across from Scoop's and may or may not have the biggest crush on Steve Harrington who he can sometimes see through the shop's windows when the customers are low, but he and Steve don't properly interact till season 4. Not until he adopts his merry band of little sheep. Steve and he somewhat talking when he picks them up from Hellfire. It's not until Steve arrives a bit to early for pickup and sits down to wait for them in the clubroom that they actual start talking more than a handful of words.

Steve is over the moon to actually be making a friend around his own age. Eddie is in-between wanting to scream in frustration for actually liking Steve more after they continue to get to know each other or just kiss his stupidly pretty lips. The rest of Hellfire are apprehensive but after seeing how Steve interacts with the kids, with Eddie's blatant flirting (Steve though is oblivious) and how Steve seems to be friends with that chicken Robin in band, they mostly just ignore him or even ask how his day was.

It's during one session that Steve purposefully came early so he could hang out that Steve's knowledge is revealed. He's just chilling on the club room's donated sofa and reading Batman Annual #8 that Lucas lent him after ranting about the art and story for so long that Steve gave in and asked to borrow it. Lucas liked to joke that they had to give Steve an activity otherwise he'd fall asleep so Lucas would bring him a comic and Dustin usually had a snack his mom packed for Steve. So Steve is just snacking, reading, minding his own business when he hears the kids arguing about how best to take down Gray Ooze and Steve just mindlessly remembering all his studying just blurts, "It's immune to cold and fire, I don't know what weapons you have on hand or your spell things but anything besides cold and fire should work."

He's still reading the comic and snacking on some almonds so he misses when all heads turn to look at him in bafflement, or complete heart-eyes in Eddie's case. He does not miss when Dustin, Mike and Lucas start yelling at him and demanding how he knew that.

Eddie is wondering how soon is too soon to get Steve a promise ring.

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things you need to read 100000 times per day when you're working

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kevin: well–

aaron: you mention burr to me one more time and you will be the next historical figure to get shot by a guy named aaron

kevin:

kevin: you think i'm a historical figure?

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Nora saying that Riko burned the number seven onto Andrew in a universe where Andrew becomes a Raven haunts me. What does it mean? Was it as a punishment for Riko catching Andrew smoking cigarettes? Was it just because of Andrew generally not cooperating? Where did he burn the number onto him? Because there is no way it could’ve been on the cheek where the perfect court tattoos are because that would a thousand percent cause an investigation into the Ravens. He must’ve burned it onto Andrew somewhere that was hidden by their gear. Maybe his back? Or possibly onto his wrists on top of his past self-harm scars? And don’t even get me started on the parallels between this and Neil being burned by a dashboard lighter by Lola and his dad’s men in the book.

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kevin: well–

aaron: you mention burr to me one more time and you will be the next historical figure to get shot by a guy named aaron

kevin:

kevin: you think i'm a historical figure?

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fascinated by people claiming that deadpool is straight meanwhile here's how they marketed Deadpool 3:

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reporter on the news: three people have reportedly vandalized the grave of riko moriyama

wymack, scoffing: what idiots—

reporter: this is the only picture the security camera got of the suspects

*shows picture of neil, andrew and kevin hightailing over the graveyard fence*

wymack: of course they're my idiots..

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We never rly get an acknowledgement of it in canon because we experience the story from neil's perspective but i keep thinking about how fucking scrawny Neil must have been when he first got to palmetto. How much of neil's rapid improvement was probably related to him receiving proper nutrition for the first time in like a decade or maybe even ever if nathan was shitty that way.

And andrew watching that boney twitchy dude he already wanted to blow start filling out and start looking something closer to healthy and when that ridiculous junkie starts glowing when they win games...

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I'm just a ghost, so I can't hurt you anymore, I can't hurt you anymore

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idk

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neil josten:

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wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass