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in another life I would have loved just doing drugs in the bathroom with you

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It's end of May, yall know what that means

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some of my favourite spongebob moments are when they accentuate the gag w/ a live-action punchline

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A spider's web delicately entwined around an impala's horns and face, resembling a dream catcher.

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Curious Crow! 🪶

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ah! didnt see u there! u caught me indulging in one of my most fascinating interests as of late. its called a "dictionary". *turns page and softly chuckles* oh, this is clever...

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Various wings from Roberto Fieri's paintings

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Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

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hope i am not just a blog to you but a false prophet as well

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you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.

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The computer is a machine built for looking at pictures of fish you wouldn't otherwise see. Anything else you can do with a computer was an accident and unintended

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I hate your fucking green hairrr they remind me of toxic slutch

i never posted this because i wanted to keep it forever but i think posting it is the best way. i say “toxic slutch” many times a week. thank you.