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“I don’t struggle with the lust like some of these fellas”. Yep. Just said from the back seat when I asked about checking his search history. April ‘24
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Driving to baseball practice, I ask Keenan if we should have a signal in case we want to leave practice early?
Chris said, “do we need an indicator?”
Me: “what’s an indicator?”
Chris “it is what the coach does when his giving signs in baseball, the indicator tells you if the signal is active.”
Keenan: “I don’t know how my one coach remembers all those signs because he has “old timers”
Mom: “you mean Alzheimer’s?”
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Chris drops Keenan off at pickup baseball.
Martha: I will keep an eye on him and give him a slap if he needs it.
Chris: works for me.
Kee turns and looks at Martha.
Martha: on the back.
Keenan: in a supportive way?
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Dad: bear to the right.
(Kee goes left)
Mom: other right.
Kee: not if there’s a bear.
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Note to self: I’ve promised to buy you a fluffy cow as a housewarming gift when you buy your first house. Note to you: you’re naming him Fluffy.
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Dad: whoa. That’s your first adult male question!
What prompted?
Kee: What’s the point of having (decorative) pillows on the bed if you can’t use them? They’re comfy.
3.3.23
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Kee: Im wearing my Burger King crown today. It goes with my Jaylen Hurts jersey. The crown says ‘you rule’. (Points at jersey). He rules. It’s a match!
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7.12.22
I haven’t been posting much lately but wanted to share what a sweet boy you are to your momma.
Last night, I let you ride your bike to Food Lion to get fruit and yogurt to make smoothies. (As long as you promised to clean up after yourself). Those smoothies were delicious!!! After my comment, you said you’d make me one for breakfast. I reminded you that Tuesdays were my day in the office and I’d be out of the house before 8. You said you’d get up early to do it. I NEVER expected that you really would.
After getting dressed for work, I came downstairs and my smoothie was already made and on the counter for me. The blender was already cleaned and put away. I must be doing something right to have a son as thoughtful as you.
❤️❤️
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So Keenan handed down all his old Disney Parks Official Star Wars costumes to our little buddy, Trip. We had a random Abraham Lincoln costume from the fourth grade bio presentation. I just got this text:
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A fun night of hide and seek at the gamber house. 😂😂😂. Kee and I ganging up on dad.
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It’s “Chinese” magic. (Air quotes)
Dec’21
Referring to the chincy magic trick advent calendar that arrived from China earlier this week.
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Me: make sure you be careful not to tough the (oven) racks when you put that (brownies) in.
Kee: I feel like that’s common sense, but okay.
Sept21
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