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you can always give your blorbos mobility aids btw . you can always make them disabled its always morally correct

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my sister's baby shower has a "suggestion box"

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Feelings tonight

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coffee isn't enough i need to get electrocuted

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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

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party rockers in their bed tonight. every body just have a good night

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thinking of this legend tonight

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to those with enlightened minds, comedy, horror, and erotica are synonymous

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Ethiopian wolf pollinators (transparent version)

"You really have to go where you have large flower fields," [Sandra Lai] says. "You wait for a long time. If you are lucky, a wolf will come." Lai's colleague, Adrien Lesaffre, was lucky. Over several days, he spotted and photographed half a dozen wolves feeding on the nectar. (NPR)

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every day i wash and dress myself like a wound

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oil spill siren

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you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing

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The Year of the Blue Snake 🐍

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sorry if i was weird last night it’s just that i’m weird pretty much every night actually

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At work there used to be a sign on a few things that would say like "if this bubbles, run for your life" and "if you hear thumping run for cover" and "bears can and will kill you" and really in general I wish the park service was more willing to say "you are not at home, you are not at disneyland, you can die here and you can die so badly your family will have to bury an empty casket because no one will risk their own life to collect your idiot corpse."