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every spider you don't kill, and instead release into the garden, is a spider who will speak on your behalf during the inevitable spider wars.

just so you know.

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Happy first night of Hanukkah!

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People saying that Bella Swan was weak and without autonomy are falling into a misogynistic narrative that isn’t actually in the books. There’s a lot of problems with twilight but that isn’t one - Bella is strong willed as fuck, some of y’all clearly read a different book.

So like... because her boyfriend and best friend tried to control her, SHE didn’t have any autonomy? She made her own (mostly stupid) choices time and time again and she fought back when they tried to order her about. She was NOT a weak character and reducing a female character down to what the men around her TRIED to make her be is misogynistic and absurd. Bella was anything but passive, she fought to get her dumb bitch energy off the charts. This is Bella the dumb ass erasure

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Embroidered Witch Hats

Kiras Magick Needle on Etsy

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y'all ever get so tired you can't sleep and all you want to do is sleep but you go stand Infront of the fridge and eat fistfulls of deli meat and cry instead?

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can’t wait to get home tonight and wash my feet

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men aren’t allowed to comment on my appearance except for the barista at the starbucks on walnut street who just said my outfit is really pretty because he’s right

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One of my favorite pieces from the upcoming @enormoustinyart show! Excited to share the rest in this series of tiny tea kettle homes ❤️

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Execution of the author seems painfully pertinent given recent, turf-y and racist uncoverings of a certain author. How very Slytherin of her.

Death of the author: Treating the author’s stated interpretation of their own work as merely one opinion among many, rather than the authoritative Word of God.

Disappearance of the author: Treating the context and circumstances of the work’s authorship as entirely irrelevant with respect to its interpretation, as though the work had popped into existence fully formed just moments ago.

Taxidermy of the author: Working backwards from a particular interpretation of the work to draw conclusions about what the context and circumstances of its authorship must have been.

Undeath of the author: Holding the author personally responsible for every possible reading of their work, even ones they could not reasonably have anticipated at the time of its authorship.

Frankenstein’s Monster of the author: Drawing conclusions about authorial intent based on elements that are present only in subsequent adaptations by other authors.

Weekend at Bernie’s of the author: Insisting that the author would personally endorse your interpretation of the work if they happened to be present.

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this just feels right to put here.

he/him in a girl way and she/her in a boy way

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piece a shit

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me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs

Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer

me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!

Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!

me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now

Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!

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Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology for the general population because efficient non oil based energy that the aliens have will crush the capitalist industries that need it to thrive welcome to my ted talk

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i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

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okay it's just that I got this

this is a checkpoint, please stop and collect your factory assigned gender, thanks!

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honey in tea is gross there I said it.