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this is so fucking funny. im going to say "here come the locusts" everytime something goes wrong now

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why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

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happy severance day! here's some studies I've done while waiting for the new episode

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do not joke about the advertisements, do not engage with the advertisements in witty fashions, do not, fucking, mention the contents of the advertisements. as soon as an advertisement enters your mind, you kill it, dont care how cute it is, take it out back and shoot it. install adblock, ublock, mute the volume, look away, turn off the monitor, cover your ears, paint over it. evolve your mind, your modality, your instincts, to disregard the stimuli of advertisements before you can even process it. whatever it takes, you do not let them win. and thats an order.

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how to get over somebody

You guys don't even word these as questions anymore. You treat me like bitch google.

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Sindhu.

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got commissioned to draw the commissioner's cat with seto kaiba hehe

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friendgroup call

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girl help i can't stop watching sports animes

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figuring out how to get rid of screen addiction is like trying to figure out how to stop a nicotine addiction while also having a job centered around smoking cigarettes and having half your social life be in smoke breaks

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why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

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who tthe fuck is eating raw flour

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DJ Bodyhorror has the whole club pulsating and throbbing

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you're pretty sure it has something to do with the lieutenant's eyebrow

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Anyone who has worked a real job knows the look of someone standing there looking at something that's gonna fuck up their afternoon