aespiss
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aespiss · 1 hour ago
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This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people
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aespiss · 5 hours ago
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Red Dwarf as text posts part 5
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aespiss · 8 hours ago
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everybody else can go home, this meme was MADE for them
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aespiss · 8 hours ago
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going outside wearing a massive antenna on my head instead of a tinfoil hat. im not afraid. i'll pick up every signal and become a radio wave monolith of thought
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aespiss · 8 hours ago
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I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee
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aespiss · 9 hours ago
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also worth noting that "abusive" doesn't actually mean "irredeemable" either.
there's a lot of people that have done things in the past that were bad, because they weren't taught any better, or they were in an overall toxic situation where EVERYONE was shitty (like a cult), or they were just at an especially low point and hurt others for it.
you don't have to forgive them. you don't have to ever speak to them again. you can be angry with them until you die if you want.
but society cannot function if we don't allow them to move on. to change their behavior and fuck off somewhere else and build meaningful relationships without bothering you again. we need a path for people to change, or nothing ever will.
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aespiss · 9 hours ago
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it’s okay to have clumsy and awkward sex and it’s actually really common
the ability to laugh while you’re lying tangled and naked together bc you realize just how silly something is is really really intimate and trusting, and it’s the best feeling to be like that with someone and to be relaxed
it happens with long-term partners, it happens on hookups, and it’s rarely as bad as it’s always made out to be, except we usually think it’s bad we're told that’s not how sex is supposed to go. but that’s not true. 
it can still be passionate and intimate while being messy and clumsy, absolutely. you don’t need to “perform well.” sex isn’t a show: it’s about feeling good. sometimes it takes experimenting to figure out what feels good, and fumbles and awkward moments and laughter is all just part of it. sometimes that’s a huge part of the fun.
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aespiss · 10 hours ago
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aespiss · 14 hours ago
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kids these days just want to be on phone. NO ONE is dying at my antarctic research station
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aespiss · 1 day ago
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Xena Warrior Princess (Lucy Lawless)
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aespiss · 1 day ago
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fujoshi electrician burns another house down after installing male/male connection
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aespiss · 2 days ago
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No song nor poetry can convey tragedy like a cat who wants through a door
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aespiss · 2 days ago
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it’s a great time to be a hater, many things are bad and lots of stuff sucks. it’s also a terrible time to be a hater, because many people will insist that you have to like the bad thing because a company spent millions of dollars making it and it’s just not very nice to say it’s bad
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aespiss · 2 days ago
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it’s so important for your health to regularly interact with people at least a decade older than you who aren’t family, especially as a young person.
When my 45 year old teammate gives me advice on mental health and I know she understands because she’s had a tough adult life.
When my 32 year old friend tells me his life started improving for the first time the year she turned 30.
When the 60 year old man at the soup kitchen gives me permission to grieve by telling me I’m ‘just a baby’ with only gentleness in his voice.
It’s so much easier to abandon and break out from the cultural idealisation of youth when you surround yourself with wonderful people in all stages of their lives.
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