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Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone
DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"
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It's done! Everyone's having a good time playing games and nothing will ever be wrong :D
For anyone wondering where the Disney dudes are, Mickey and Donald are on a double date with Minnie and Daisy at Scrooge's bistro, while Goofy is catching a movie.
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Not all those who wander are lost.
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Everyone say thank you to the strong nuclear force monkey that holds the very laws of physics together
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it literally would’ve made more sense if Leia as a jedi was the one to, in a moment of fear and weakness, raise her lightsaber against ben.
Leia is the one who never forgave Vader, who never had the same level of sympathy towards him that her brother had. Any fond word about him sends a wave of nauseousness through her. Even hearing words of kindness towards him felt like she was committing a betrayal. How could she? Her home and her parents were obliterated because of men in whom darkness resided. If she saw darkness within her own son, it would make the most sense that she would be the one to think that she might have to take responsibility, as a general, as a jedi, as a daughter of a man who slaughtered millions, to stop this darkness before it hurt anyone the way Vader did.
but in the same moment she ignited her lightsaber, she would immediately come to reckon with exactly how Luke became so horrified at the prospect of slaughtering his own blood family. Why he could never bring himself to kill Vader even for the sake of the galaxy. How could she ever even fathom to consider doing this to her own baby? But it’s too late. your son is looking up at you with your sword raised over his head and it’s too late.
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On the seventh month of the twitter logo’s thirteenth year it changed to X
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