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“Babe are going to bed? How did you get under there???”

“Mreh!” >:(

“Oh, I’m sorry! G’night!”

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we have a very healthy victim/abuser relationship, actually, thanks for asking

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choking fans trying to convince their terrified dommes

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wags my stupid fucking tail. whatever

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there is a really stupid and embarrassing darkness inside of me

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wait i can abuse substances instead of feeling things

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they matched each others freak. 42 injured. 7 dead. 12 missing.

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can i stick my tongue in your guilt complex

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pull our red string of fate harder i'm trying to jerk off

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wholesome representation will kill the patient. she needs to torture fictional characters to live

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this email could have been a threesome

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reading toxic yuri in public and nodding in approval so everyone knows i condone codependency and mutual abuse in real life

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They offered me a job as a fucker. Yeah you heard me right, a fucker. Job is to fuck things. Boss points at something and says fuck it, I fuck it. That's my job. And I'm damn good at it. Pays like dirt and wears on the mind. Wears on the mind.

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Mail hauberk decorated with red glass gems in gilded brass mounts, Transylvania, circa 1590-1625

from The Philadelphia Museum of Art

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some one just put a cup over me and they’re looking for a paper to slide under me LOL gonna break out from this cup while they’re distracted

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Stumbled upon this random ship (in a fandom im not active in myself) that has like 150 works on ao3 which are all from just two people gifting each other fics about this pairing back and forth and theyve been doing it for 3 years... i think thats true love probably