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UC or ER?

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has tumblr heard about the saga of raefarty yet

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breathing deeply using your gut, do this to manually activate your parasympathetic nervous system and force your body to calm down. the longer you do it, the better it works.

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Hey guys be cool and normal but reblog this with the homemade meal that would get you the most hyped as a child. I need it for reasons.

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my favourite period drama trope is when one half of a not-yet-couple is leaving the country estate or is walking outside in the grounds and it cuts to the other half of the pairing watching them from an upstairs window, brimming with suppressed emotion

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fondly remembering that time I was working as a cashier when I was 19-20 and my former bus driver and his wife came through. He says to me "Hey, you look familiar" and I reply "Yes, I was one of the bus kids you drove, specifically the one you screamed at and threatened to ban from the bus and make walk home because I was crying out in pain while the other kids were ripping huge chunks of hair out of my head but you did nothing about them." and his wife slowly looked at him like this

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If Kendrick calls Drake a pedophile at the Super Bowl I think Drake might just have to go into witness protection because like how are you supposed to keep making music at that point

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if vampires can't come inside without permission does that mean that you can just keep riding that thang and they can't um . yknow

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Taylor Swift proudly self-identifying as a childless cat lady and Elon Musk immediately offering to impregnate her. At this point I think we need to wall him up somewhere Cask of Amontillado style.

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I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

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i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

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checking off hockey player comes out but it's HOBEY BAKER!???

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Link to the gay porn library of Alexandria.

Happy pride.