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My two grandmas are still alive and they literally couldn’t be more different people.
My maternal grandma: is an evangelical Christian and has never smoked or drank alcohol. She’s always at church, wakes up at 5am every day, and never says a cuss word. She’s rather poor and lives in a very small apartment. She’s the sweetest woman alive.
My paternal grandma: is a Jewish alcoholic who leaves her bedroom at noon every day with a glass of wine. Per day she consumes two packs of cigarettes, a bottle of wine, and a few shots of rum as a treat throughout the day. She lives in a huge house that is only hers because she kicked my grandpa out after he cheated. She cusses like a sailor and to discipline her grandkids she drags us by the ears and calls us assfaces. She’s the best person I know
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Yo understand this
If we talkin/dating or even just really good friends, I’m bout you. I’m about ya happiness, I’m about your success and helping you reach those things.
So I’m doing what i can to make sure you gettin that.
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this may come as a shock to some of y'all but my content has a single-person target audience and it’s me
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ALWAYS Mothman 😍💕💕
fortune teller: i foresee that you will meet a tall, dark stranger...
me (out loud): is it mothman?
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Being 20+ is basically a constant question of “am I doing enough” and the answer always being a solid ‘no’
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Villains in Addams Family movies go to really unnecessary lengths to defraud them of the family fortune. These people just give it away on whims all the time. If I just walked into the house and started wearing their clothes and spending their money, they wold start introducing me as Cousin Intruder and forget there was ever a time I didn’t live with them.
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The cinema vibe is my favourite, you forget about the world for like 2 hours .
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This is like grad school mixed with imposter syndrome 😅😅
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Oh my god the power when you just do not care anymore
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Gotta keep the love alive before we devour it whole.
“after we have caught love we start eating it to the bone.”
— The Hunger Moon; A key to common lethal fungi by Marge Piercy
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Customizing characters may as well be a game in itself given how long it takes me and all the emotional turmoil I go through.
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gentle reminder
you are not worthless, this life is not pointless, your effort is not for nothing
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I love that Mr. Ratburn is gay married because 1.) I had no idea Arthur was still on and 2.) he was my favorite character as a kid because I was obsessed with the episode where Arthur and his friends are fully convinced that he’s a serial killer who murders children and uses their severed limbs to make corpse puppets for his marionette show.
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Supervillains announcing their plans is actually a union thing so they can’t be sued for damages someone else may commit at the same time
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if high waisted jeans go out of fashion one day my life is doomed
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