Independent, Private, & Highly Selective SPN ! Lucifer As told by Maru Tracks Tag: #adversator Established on Oct, 2016
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Lucifer: Who broke the coffee machine? I'm not mad, I just want to know
Gabriel: I did. I broke it.
Lucifer: No you didn't. Micheal?
Michael: Don't look at me. Look at Anna.
Anna: What? I didn't break it.
Anael: Huh, that's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Anna: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
Michael: Suspicious...
Anna: No, it's not!
Anael: If it matters, probably not, Balthazar was the last one to use it.
Balthazar: Liar! I don't even drink coffee!
Anael: Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Balthazar: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everybody knows that, Anael!
Gabriel: Alright guys, let's stop fighting. I broke it, let me pay for it.
Lucifer: No. Who broke it?
Anna: Castiel's been awfully quiet...
Castiel: Really?!
Anna: Yes, really!
[Arguing]
Lucifer: I broke it. I burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good, it was getting a little chummy around here.
#★ ❛ │ dad made everything. which means he made me who i am! god wanted the devil. ( & . ABOUT )#★ ❛ │ the big brother. loyal to an absent father. ( & . MICHAEL )#★ ❛ │ grim face of angelic constipation. ( & . CASTIEL )#★ ❛ │ the youngest brother. learnt all his tricks from me. ( & . GABRIEL )#( & . ANGELS )
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thekingsparty replied to your post: I’M CRY —- I haven’t been here in forever since I...
heyyyyyyy it’s been forever!!! i’m so glad to see you’re okay. all’s fine over here. :3 tentative welcome back? XD
yes ! it’s been a while hahah, i’m glad you’re ok.
aww, thank you so much. :*
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I’M CRY ----
I haven’t been here in forever since I got this job LMAO - plus, my laptop decided to go on vacations and it’s been a pain in the ass, it’s only 3 years old, damn it-. How’s everybody?
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lucifer + red eyes
#★ ❛ │ narcissistic personality disorder. okay. now this one i could have. ( & . VANITY )#★ ❛ │ you win... you jump into the hole. ( & . QUEUE )
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FAVORITE CREATURES OF SUPERNATURAL ⮡ the four Archangel’s —— Michael, Lucifer, Raphael, Gabriel
“ Archangels are fierce. They are Heaven’s most terrifying weapons. ”
#★ ❛ │ the big brother. loyal to an absent father. ( & . MICHAEL )#★ ❛ │ narcissistic personality disorder. okay. now this one i could have. ( & . VANITY )#★ ❛ │ the younger brother. a traditionalist. god wannabe. ( & . RAPHAEL )#★ ❛ │ the youngest brother. learnt all his tricks from me. ( & . GABRIEL )#★ ❛ │ you win... you jump into the hole. ( & . QUEUE )
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Michael: Luci? Could you keep an eye on Adam and Eve-
Lucifer: I'm allergic to humans, sorry.
#★ ❛ │ dad made everything. which means he made me who i am! god wanted the devil. ( & . ABOUT )#★ ❛ │ the big brother. loyal to an absent father. ( & . MICHAEL )#( & . lmao yes )#★ ❛ │ you win... you jump into the hole. ( & . QUEUE )
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#★ ❛ │ narcissistic personality disorder. okay. now this one i could have. ( & . VANITY )#★ ❛ │ you win... you jump into the hole. ( & . QUEUE )
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#★ ❛ │ narcissistic personality disorder. okay. now this one i could have. ( & . VANITY )#★ ❛ │ you win... you jump into the hole. ( & . QUEUE )
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( * BIRD BOX PROMPTS !
feel free to change pronouns / titles as needed !
❛ you must listen as closely as you can. ❜
❛ if you hear something in the woods, you tell me. ❜
❛ we should go feel sorry for ourselves with lunch and a bottle of wine. ❜
❛ i know it’s hard to fall in love with someone you haven’t met yet. ❜
❛ people have to stop being so stupid. ❜
❛ maybe we can see better than we thought. ❜
❛ i think it’s a huge mistake. ❜
❛ you think everything is a huge mistake. ❜
❛ we’re never getting out of here. no one’s coming for us. ❜
❛ that’s something you can’t unsee. ❜
❛ i’ve seen one. i’ve seen the truth. ❜
❛ it shall cleanse the world! everyone must look. ❜
❛ fuck! we’re not gonna make it. ❜
❛ fuck that. where’s the booze? ❜
❛ this is truly the happiest place on earth. ❜
❛ you’re only saying that ‘cause we’re all gonna die. ❜
❛ how did you guys get so lucky? ❜
❛ i have a big, big, big, big, big announcement to make. ❜
❛ here’s an argument: we’re not assholes. ❜
❛ in the end, there are only two types of people. the assholes and the dead. ❜
❛ i see one difference between us. i’m never wrong. ❜
❛ here’s to hoping there is more. ❜
❛ you do exactly what i say or you die, do you understand me? ❜
❛ the end of the world makes us do things. ❜
❛ it’s not the end of the world. ❜
❛ you had a great visit. we really loved meeting you. now fuck off. ❜
❛ every contact we had with the outside has brought us death. ❜
❛ please don’t. please don’t hurt us. please stay away from us. ❜
❛ what is this for if they don’t have anything to believe in? ❜
❛ surviving is not living. ❜
❛ they deserve dreams. they deserve love. they deserve hope. ❜
❛ call out to me, please. where are you? ❜
❛ i have so much i want you to see. ❜
❛ listen for the birds. ❜
#★ ❛ │ c'mon. pay attention to me. i'm bored! ( & . MEMES )#★ ❛ │ you win... you jump into the hole. ( & . QUEUE )
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( * CUJO PROMPTS !
—— stephen king.
❛ the monster never dies. ❜
❛ we’ll just have to get along. that’s what people do, you know? they get along. ❜
❛ free will was not a factor. ❜
❛ all the logic in the world could not blunt the pain. ❜
❛ it was amazing, how bad you could hurt when there was nothing physically wrong. ❜
❛ the world was full of monsters, and they were all allowed to bite the innocent. ❜
❛ there is no bad time for good news. ❜
❛ it was all right to open the closets… as long as you didn’t poke too far back in them. ❜
❛ if loyalty was toilet paper… we’d be hard-pressed to wipe our asses, old buddy. ❜
❛ sooner or later even the worst luck changes. ❜
❛ sometimes it was just better — kinder — to keep up a front. ❜
❛ nope, not a single thing wrong here. ❜
❛ i told you they’d go away. they always do, in the end. ❜
❛ no monsters. except for the one in my closet. ❜
❛ you’re not welcome here! go be god’s gift to some other woman! ❜
❛ it can’t be. there’s been some mistake. ❜
❛ after all, it has to happen to somebody, doesn’t it? ❜
❛ who’s been sleeping in my bed? ❜
❛ you have no business here. ❜
❛ stop it! for christ’s sake, what’s wrong with you? ❜
❛ he’s standing watch over us. ❜
❛ you gotta feed the machine. ❜
❛ think about tomorrow. think about being safe. ❜
❛ don’t lose control of yourself. ❜
❛ when you’re feeling bad, what you do is spread the misery, share the wealth. ❜
❛ give her something to remember you by, then. ❜
❛ i left something upstairs for you, baby. ❜
❛ how long? how long before he dies? ❜
❛ all out for the valley of death. ❜
❛ in matters of life and death, the right time only comes around once. ❜
❛ i devised this agony just for you and it will be with you always now. ❜
❛ how am i supposed to deal with it for the rest of my life without going mad? ❜
#★ ❛ │ c'mon. pay attention to me. i'm bored! ( & . MEMES )#★ ❛ │ you win... you jump into the hole. ( & . QUEUE )
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( * SPLIT PROMPTS !
feel free to change pronouns / titles as needed !
❛ i choose you first. ❜
❛ i’ll do it if you’re gonna do it, too. ❜
❛ why do you act like you’re not one of us? ❜
❛ is anybody listening? does anybody care about us? ❜
❛ i thought that you had this under control. ❜
❛ they are what they believe they are. ❜
❛ someone’s coming for you and you’re not gonna like it. ❜
❛ you could show us the way out. ❜
❛ just give me as much time as you can. ❜
❛ you’re gonna get me into trouble. ❜
❛ i thought i lost you. ❜
❛ would you step outside, please? ❜
❛ you like to make fun of us. but we’re more powerful than you think. ❜
❛ you shouldn’t trick children. ❜
❛ look at your sweater. it’s ruined. it’s dirty. ❜
❛ is this the ultimate doorway to all things we call unknown? ❜
❛ is this where our sense of the supernatural comes from? ❜
❛ you must forgive me. my job is to challenge you. ❜
❛ how can i say this? you’re not the most meticulous of people. ❜
❛ i think i’ll put a pretty flower in your hair. ❜
❛ that’s to show how important you are. ❜
❛ this must all seem so unsatisfactory for you. ❜
❛ in the sun, we will find our passion. in the sun, we will find our purpose. ❜
❛ you’ve never truly suffered. ❜
❛ the beast, he’s coming for you. ❜
❛ you are not evil to me. ❜
❛ now, we’re not perfect, but we don’t deserve to be ridiculed. ❜
❛ you won’t be giving me any trouble, will you? ❜
❛ only through pain can you achieve your greatness! ❜
❛ your gun cannot hurt me. ❜
❛ can’t you see i am not human? ❜
❛ you are different from the rest. your heart is pure! ❜
❛ the broken are the more evolved. ❜
❛ we are what we believe we are. ❜
#★ ❛ │ c'mon. pay attention to me. i'm bored! ( & . MEMES )#★ ❛ │ you win... you jump into the hole. ( & . QUEUE )
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❛ and then woe is you. woe to the max. ❜ ( uwu hurt me. )
❛ if i didn’t know you better , i’d think you’re flirting with me . ❜
SWEET , ALMOST SACHARINE . infused with calculated candor , words rumbled out of chapped lips , the ghost of a faux innocent aura tainting them with something obscure , forbidden … intoxicating .
and here’s the thing : he’s aware of how much he upsets the hunter . he knows how to make him bail , and invade his mind so the only choice left to get peace was to claw his fingers into his eyeballs because anything would be better than having THE DEVIL on his mind . it’s a form of art . after all , he’s got eons planning every step he has given outside of his cage .
he doesn’t care . never has . for as much as sam is his vessel , he’s only a vehicle , a carcass he’ll wear when the time comes and he’ll rule all of his father’s creation and burn it to the ground .
❛ i’m almost flattered. ❜
@tobepurified | ( ♚ )
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“ They used to call the devil the father of lies. But for someone whose sin is meant to be pride, you’d think that lying would leave something of a sour taste. So my theory is that when the devil wants to get something out of you, he doesn’t lie at all. He tells you the exact, literal truth. And he lets you find your own way to hell.”
#( & . sp )#( & . i'll be on later to reply to asks :) so if any of you want to send something be my guest )
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( * JOYLAND PROMPTS !
—— stephen king.
❛ when it comes to the past, everyone writes fiction. ❜
❛ life is a roadmap. ❜
❛ even when what you’re holding onto is full of thorns, it’s hard to let go. ❜
❛ that’s what kills you. ❜
❛ all i can say is what you already know: some days are treasure. ❜
❛ sometimes the prizes are real. sometimes they are precious. ❜
❛ people think first love is sweet, and never sweeter than when that first bond snaps. ❜
❛ that first broken heart is always the most painful, the slowest to mend. ❜
❛ what’s so sweet about that? ❜
❛ love leaves scars. ❜
❛ passing time adds false memories and modifies real ones. ❜
❛ when you see the darkness creeping toward you, you hold on to what was bright. ❜
❛ you hold on for dear life. ❜
❛ if a man wanted to be in charge of his life, he had to be in charge of his problems. ❜
❛ i’m not sure anybody ever gets completely over their first love. ❜
❛ part of me still wants to know what was wrong with me. what i was lacking. ❜
❛ it doesn’t have to be the last good time. ❜
❛ i’ve discovered there’s a lot to be said for boredom. ❜
❛ nothing screws with memory like repetition. ❜
❛ we rarely get what we imagine in this world. ❜
❛ this is a badly broken world, full of wars and cruelty and senseless tragedy. ❜
❛ the gate is the key to the kingdom. ❜
❛ the devil can quote scripture. ❜
❛ unrequited love does have its attractions for young men. ❜
❛ what’s a self-respecting amusement park without a ghost? ❜
❛ several times we had been very close to “it”, but “it” just never quite happened. ❜
#★ ❛ │ c'mon. pay attention to me. i'm bored! ( & . MEMES )#★ ❛ │ you win... you jump into the hole. ( & . QUEUE )
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so , since i’m getting the hang of rping again ( with some muses more than others ) , here is my list of muses , in case you want to play with someone other than lucifer :
lucifer : @adversator
status : mostly - active .
lexie & lex schwarzschild : @abscxnditum
status : semi - active .
demian palladino : @infiammabili
status : very - low activity .
gadreel : @undeservedblame
status : very - low activity .
steve rogers / captain america : @heldentum
status : very - low activity .
remus lupin : @howlingpariah
status : inactive - looking for new partners .
#★ ❛ │ the puppeteer. ( & . OUT OF CHARACTER )#( & . sp )#( & . what's certainly funny is here is the range of icons i used to edit lmao )#( & . every chara has different styles because of what i thought was cool at the time i made the account )#( & . except for luci and demian because those were a commission and a giveaway prize respectively )
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( * MISERY PROMPTS !
—— stephen king.
❛ art consists of the persistence of memory. ❜
❛ i am your number one fan. ❜
❛ there may be fairies, there may be elves, but god helps those who help themselves. ❜
❛ i am in trouble here. ❜
❛ this woman is not right. ❜
❛ a brave man could think. a coward couldn’t. ❜
❛ as always, the marvelous joyful nervy feeling of journey begun. ❜
❛ in a book, all would have gone according to plan. ❜
❛ i gotta know she will live. ❜
❛ don’t stop til you get enough. ❜
❛ cruelty, after all, was understandable. with insanity, however, there was no arguing. ❜
❛ the pain was like the end of the world. ❜
❛ there comes a point when the very discussion of pain becomes redundant. ❜
❛ no one knows there is pain the size of this in the world. no one. ❜
❛ it is like being possessed by demons. ❜
❛ and then woe is you. woe to the max. ❜
❛ writing does not cause misery, it is born of misery. ❜
❛ when you lived in the funhouse, the laff riot just never stopped. ❜
❛ such an ego simply forbade certain lines of thought.. ❜
❛ only a silly person would try to start a good work with a bad tool. ❜
❛ in the dark, rationality seemed stupid and logic a dream. ❜
❛ i thought you were good, but you are not good. ❜
❛ how its heart beats! how it struggles to get away! ❜
❛ we think we know so much, but we really don’t know any more than a rat in a trap. ❜
#★ ❛ │ c'mon. pay attention to me. i'm bored! ( & . MEMES )#★ ❛ │ you win... you jump into the hole. ( & . QUEUE )
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