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Two dads and their ducklings 🐣

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“What are you looking at?”

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sweet treats should not cost money they should come as complimentary gift for not giving up

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Arcane Cowboy AU hehe 🤟

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“Neil had dyed his hair brown from time to time, but never this shade, never anywhere near this shade. This was his natural colour, and those were his real eyes, and this was his father’s face. The bandages and bruises weren’t enough to disguise the man he’d seen in the mirror.”

❤️‍🔥Of course this scene was taken from the end of the raven king when Neil returns to Wymack’s and realises his disguises have fallen away.

❤️‍🔥Fun fact, I’ve had the rough sketch for this for over a year! (This scene was almost the one in the special editions but we decided to go for the one of Neil and wymack embracing which you can see earlier on my feed)

❤️‍🔥This is also January’s Patreon print which my lovely darling, slightly evil, patreons voted for. In their defence I was feeling quite evil this January so the other options weren’t much nicer!

❤️‍🔥This print is available from the saffron tier (UK SHIPPING) or almond and plumb (INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING)

❤️‍🔥This print is available as an a4 and will be sent out around the 1st February. This is a Patreon exclusive and will not be published on the shop

❤️‍🔥** artist note: I know at this point Neil is actually covered in bandages, and you can’t see the number yet, but it’s an artistic interpretation!

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Happy Lunar New Year!

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i saw the best necromancers of my generation destroyed by lesbian situationships

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gotcha for Congo fill for @artingstarvist ! It’s based on a scene from their fic “Land of the Callous”

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Photos from The second coming : A Leatherdyke Reader (1996)

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but you were never broken, viktor. 💔 🩹

SHOP.

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Hey kid you want a job?

Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!

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may we all wake up tomorrow with less heavy hearts

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I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

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i love that little feature that removes someone’s addition to a post you’re going to reblog. Shut up

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why dud you screenshot

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