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me: *starts eating healthy and drinking water* oh wow this is actually really nice and fun. 

me: 

me:

me: I SAID THIS IS REALLY NICE

brain: oh right. heres some dopamine for the bare minimum u basic ass bitch

me: thank u 

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help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

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to all of the women out there, show them what crazy can do.

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New eucalyptus print up in the shop 

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date a girl who stops mid-sentence to tell you there’s a dog nearby

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When you finally get to your campsite after miles of uphills. (taniainnature)

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Loves of my life.

@chainsmokingyourlove

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