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tumblr culture in 2012: touch my butt and buy me pizza tumblr culture now: choke me and hit me with your car
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me in a pet store: i’d like to speak with your manager
cashier: what’s the problem?
me: you have ratatollie over there in a cage with no equipment… nothing to cook… you think these are fair living conditions? he lives to cook
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