Gabe, mid-20s, USA. He/him. Also on AO3, with the same handle.
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look, guys, this may seem ironic coming from a person with Verbose Disease, but I'm about to tell you the secret to winning social media: shutting the fuck up. you have a controversial discourse opinion? shut the fuck up and no one will know. can't participate in a boycott for various reasons? shut the fuck up and no one will know. you think or do something Problematic that has no bearing on anyone but yourself? shut the fuck up and no one will know. you haven't been keeping up on a pressing social issue? shut the fuck up and no one will know. your mind is a wonderful place where you can have all the bad takes in the world and they're all perfectly insulated from everyone and everything unless you try to excise them on a grand scale. you can take the mental L all by yourself without using a public platform as a confession booth and face zero repercussions and it'll be just fine. open up a damn diary and explain yourself there.
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“Not implying that’s where you guys are headed. I understand Cristobal and I are total unicorn situation.“
BARRY 4x02 | bestest place on the earth
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linoprint i did for g*ndershit zine (u can buy these prints here!!!!)
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Your reaction to chatGPT instantly lets me know how easy it would be to trick you into thinking that you are haunted
#yeah#susceptibility to pseudoscience can happen to anyone I am not immune#comma BUT comma#being constitutionally unable to hop on the Hot New Thing does turn out to be an advantage sometimes
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Jean Cocteau’s designs for Villa Santo Sospir in Saint-Jean-Cap-Ferrat. Photos by Filippo Bamberghi.
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I think the message of Howl’s Moving Castle is that in order to maintain a successful relationship with some kind of fucked up wizard, you must find it in yourself to also be some kind of fucked up wizard.
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main cast of succession in interviews: yeah i’ve really loved getting to delve into this character and working with all these incredible people, this show is just so amazing and i’m so sad to be leaving
supporting cast of succession in interviews: oh my character? gay. really fuckin gay. me and the 20 year olds who make taylor swift edits on twitter decided so
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being a fucking casual is a skill that takes years of honing
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when i see a pretty boy i just need 2 know what he looks like w the shit beaten out of him
#throwback to whenasinsilks' favorite game#of ''punch or nut?''#as in which one a male character would look hotter taking to the face
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[Screenshot from Queering the Map, the mark in Zhytomyr region I Ukraine, saying "If I knew bombs would have rained down on us the following morning, I would have never stopped kissing your fragile skin the night before".]
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Miss Piggy's Guide to Life Photos
#iconique#not sure why they have her diagrammed out like an akc breed traits graphic but I'll take it#pleasing eyebrow curvature indeed
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Gremlins crawling up your timeline! 1962. Source.
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people will bring up the fictional murder as if i had anything to do with it or could stop it. like i’m not aware. “you know this freak KILLS people right?” man what do you want me do about that. i’m not his keeper. he’s funny to observe. and also not real
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