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we got another good news roundup!

the fight is still on! don’t give up!

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I wonder if any furries doing ferretsonas incorporate their whole thing where they develop health problems and sometimes die if unspayed ferrets don't get pregnant.

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Do it for the meme. http://blinkingguy.com

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@staff our identities aren’t nsfw and we will not stand for them to be treated as such

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english setter & chesapeake bay retriever

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i went to the investment account inc. company retreat and all i got was this shirt and i agree to allow vic to use my likeness from said retreat in perpetuity in exchange for (1) hot dog, this shirt and a screening of twister (1996) 2024

now available in the dropout store

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It's hard to deal with certain truths in life. For example – and I'm sure there's other ones, but I can't think of any right now – there is not enough time to drive every piece of construction equipment ever made. Even if you started as a baby, which the well-meaning nannies of society don't allow to operate heavy machinery, you'd still be finding obscure kinds of specialty cranes even as the doctor pulls your life-support plug in front of your horrified children, who are all named after oddball kinds of telehandlers.

As adults, we feel the need to make compromises. Maybe we only try the most popular kinds of construction equipment. Stick to Bobcats, even. A whole world of attachments means you'll never yearn for cranes again! This kind of specialization is important to making sure that society can actually function, sure, but once in awhile we all drive past a combine harvester on the highway and go "that could have been me." It still can.

What I've found is that the stress of collecting makes the experience worse. You can spend your time seeking out a whole punch-card of construction-vehicle experiences, and stress yourself out. Or: you can simply allow yourself to hot-wire whatever equipment you find at a given abandoned construction site in the middle of the night. Let the universe decide what fun you're going to have. Steamroller? You bet. That weird truck thing that paints lines on the highway? Don't look too closely at the first couple miles on Number Seventeen, but I figured out the controls eventually. Looks pretty good, if I do say so myself.

Spontaneous discovery also means you're opening yourself up to new experiences that you never would have expected. For instance, I didn't know that the local dog-racing track had a little tractor for flattening out the dirt. If I had sneered at it, I would have missed the fact that it was one of those cool old 70s Cub Cadets that I always love to drive. Geared pretty well to escape the cops, too, although they got me when I came back to the track later that night to try the parking lot sweeper. Taught me my lesson again: don't try to force it to happen. Being predictable is how they catch you every time.

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fervently wishing I could opt out of lucid dreaming. just woke up after screaming "don't make me cut your throat to bide your tongue" at a sock puppet

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take your kids to work day!!

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source: paynterjacket on Instagram

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always remember, friend,

now go in peace

This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.

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