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Im going to a new school soon and im pretty strong so im thinking about being a bully, any beginners tips?

this is such a funny ask im not even going to touch it

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This is glorious and even thought it doesn’t fit in the range of all the paranormal, creepy and science I usually post, I MUST share

It works like this: You tell Kitestring that you’re in a dangerous place or situation, and give it a time frame of when to check in on you. If you don’t reply back when it checks your status, it’ll alert your emergency contacts with a custom message you set up.

It doesn’t require you to touch anything (like bSafe) or shake your phone (like Nirbhaya) to send the distress signal. Kitestring is smarter, because it doesn’t need an action to alert people, it needs inaction.

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Doctor: What's your name?

Johnny: Johnny without a k.

Doctor: But there's no k in Johnny??

Johnny: Yeah, that's what I said.

Doctor: ...

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Taeyong: I wish you would open up to me a bit more. I am here for you.

Mark: Okay. Well, sometimes I pee in the shower.

Mark: Oh, and once I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet, but I did clean it after.

Taeyong: That's not what I meant!

Taeyong: Wait-

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*Hendery, at a restaurant*

Hendery: I'd like a Pepsi with my order, please.

Waiter: We have coke?

Hendery: Okay, I'll take a gram of that and some Pepsi.

Hendery: Please.

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Hendery: I think i have a fetish for figuring things out.

Yangyang: What makes you think that?

Hendery: I just came to that realisation.

Yangyang: Woah. :o You're really talented.

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*Johnny having a job interview*

Interviewer: So, are you able to perform under pressure?

Johnny: No, but I can perform Bohemian Rhapsody.

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Yangyang: I want to be a billionaire like my uncle.

Xiaojun: Your uncle is a billionaire??

Yangyang: No. He wants to be a billionaire too.

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Doyoung: Started seeing someone.

Taeyong: As in dating or hallucinations?

Doyoung: ...

Doyoung: Both.

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Waiter: How did you find your steak, sir?

Lucas: I just looked next to the potatoes, and there it was.

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Haechan: I just ran over my dog.

Renjun: Huh-

Haechan: April fools! I dont even know who's dog it was.

Renjun: *chokes*

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Jungwoo: Have you heard of Murphy's law?

Yuta: Yes.

Jungwoo: Have you heard of Cole's law?

Yuta: Nope.

Jungwoo: It is thinly sliced cabbage.

Yuta: How dare you?

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Sales clerk: Do you wanna box for those oranges, sir?

Taeil: No thank you. I hate violence. Is it okay if I just pay with my card?

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Yangyang: My therapist told me to write letters to all the people who have hurt me and burn them.

Ten: Well, did you?

Yangyang: Yes, but what do I do with the letters??

Ten: Burn them too.

Ten: Wait-

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I CANTT

Kun: for some reason or electric bill was abnormally expensive this month. Do you guys have anything to say about it?

Hendery: uuuh no, not at all

Also Hendery 3am:

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Waiter: Kids under 15 are free.

Johnny: Great, I'll take three.

Waiter: ...

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Lucas: If I killed someone, would you tell on me?

Ten: No, but I'd use it against you all the time. I'd be like "are you going to walk the dog, or do I have to make a phone call?"