google telling me to raise the bar
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Some kind of fluffy python :D
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The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.
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aw look how good they look together
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It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
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GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK
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I can’t not bob and sway to this! Witchcraft!
10/10 most frustrating song to edit
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tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*
me: Chill
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okay i’ve just had such a perfect idea for the layout of a wedding ceremony that i drew a diagram and will now describe it
so a traditional set up for a ceremony would look like this, with the audience lined up in front of the couple, and divided in the middle to make a path for the bride to come down and be given away by her father to the groom
instead, i propose (ohhh puns) a set up more like this:
where the audience is on either side (which halves the distance that the farthest person is from the action) and at the same time you can have each half of the couple come down aisles on opposite sides and both be given away by their parents to each other (which takes away all the gross sexist and hetero-normative crap)
just… isn’t that way better???
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