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69 cities in the united kingdom and forty seven thousand pubs
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why is talking to your mutuals so hard. how do i pspspspsps my mutuals into my dms
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me: *lifts up big rock*
all the bugs underneath it:
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wait wait wait confession anniversary AND pride month????
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Me after getting asked if I’m gay by my homophobic dad in 8th grade
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You listen to me, and you listen good. I’m sick and fucking tired of you trying to get in between me and what’s rightfully mine. If you so much as fucking look in my direction again, I’ll gouge your eyes out and force feed them to you. Do you understand me?
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Class solidarity > generational solidarity
An impoverished elder has more in common with you and your struggles than a fellow gen xer or millennial or gen z who coasts through life on inherited wealth and privilege.
The reason we think of elders as inherently conservative is because all the progressive and marginalized elders are either dead, or still being systematically silenced.
Incidentally, perhaps we should LISTEN to the elders who have been fighting for positive change since well before we were all born. Maybe we should learn from them and build on the movements they started. Maybe we don’t actually have to reinvent the damn wheel every ten years.
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The influencer:
The influenced:
#I’m 20 minutes into this movie#and JLC’s “are you trying to bait me into spilling dirt rant reminded me of this#unhhhh#unhhh#katya zamolodchikova#katya#trixie mattel#trixie and katya#knives out#jamie lee curtis
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I’m just trying to watch Knives Out, and I feel like Jeff Bezos has his knives out FOR ME RN
So my older sister and brother-in-law have the Amazon ring cameras not only on their doorbell, but also in their kitchen and living room
Just constantly watching them
And I know they’re not just up for house sitting because I’ve come over unannounced while they were home before, and the cameras are always on
I could never live in a place this surveilled. If someone wants to take something or k*ll me that bad, I’ll let them
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So my older sister and brother-in-law have the Amazon ring cameras not only on their doorbell, but also in their kitchen and living room
Just constantly watching them
And I know they’re not just up for house sitting because I’ve come over unannounced while they were home before, and the cameras are always on
I could never live in a place this surveilled. If someone wants to take something or k*ll me that bad, I’ll let them
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yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands
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my bf texted me a picture of a mysterious big black roach looking bug on the floor and hasn’t answered me since… rip
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cock? like from the john green monologue? you know it's not real right?
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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
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