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Wit Beyond Measure
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Adi Patel / Seventh / ravenclaw
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adi-patel-blog · 10 years ago
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"Their faces were so funny! It was probably the highlight of my day."
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"Though, between you and me, his face as we went on the ride that drops us 100 feet? It was priceless and I wish I had had a camera because that deserved to be recorded."
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adi-patel-blog · 10 years ago
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"Lockhart? I feel sorry for you."
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Only because my friend was so desperate to get me to go that she bullied Gilderoy Lockhart into taking me.”
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adi-patel-blog · 10 years ago
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"You don't?"
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Luca brought a hand up to scratch at the back of his neck. “Well, yeah — I mean — I’m sure it — I’m sure it’s hilarious, but, uh… I just don’t really… get it… to be honest.”
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adi-patel-blog · 10 years ago
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"You had a date? Lucky. I had to sneak in."
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"I came across a few who questioned me quietly, attempting to hide their confusion. My date, for one. Molly Prewett, for another."
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adi-patel-blog · 10 years ago
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"Really? I didn't see any who tried to act less confused. All the ones that I ran into were questioning everything."
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"I thought the Statute of Secrecy was a goner for sure." She shook her head. "Though there were a few pureblood who kept their confusion to a minimum, at least around the muggles."
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adi-patel-blog · 10 years ago
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"I was surprised they didn't give us away."
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Pilar shook her head, amused. “Does that thing really drop you 100 feet?" she mimicked along with Adi. "Nothing. They know nothing. Though it made for some hilarious viewing."
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adi-patel-blog · 10 years ago
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"What's that spinning thing do? Are you sure that's safe?" She mimicked. "None of them know anything, I swear."
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She laughed. “Dios mio," she said, shaking her head. "I was ready to smash their heads in."
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adi-patel-blog · 10 years ago
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"Like with that carnival thing, the amount of people who asked me for help was ridiculous."
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"There’s a few half-bloods and muggleborns who get it and I thank my lucky stars when I talk to them."
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adi-patel-blog · 10 years ago
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"So you understand the muggle things too. Finally, someone else who gets it."
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"Half-blood. Raised in Boston by my muggle Dad."
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adi-patel-blog · 10 years ago
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"I'm a muggleborn. You?"
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"Right?" she agreed, laughing. "You a muggleborn or half-blood?"
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adi-patel-blog · 10 years ago
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"Yours are actually pretty good. And I understand them. Not like some of those wizarding jokes that the others tell."
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She snorted. “That is terrible. Why do chemists like nitrates so much?” She smirked. “They’re cheaper than day rates.”
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adi-patel-blog · 10 years ago
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"That's actually not that bad. I've got another one, what do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time! You're right, these are horrible."
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"Jokes aren’t my strong suit. I do have one. It’s a muggle joke. Never trust an atom, they make up everything."
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adi-patel-blog · 10 years ago
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"Do you know any good jokes?"
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"It wasn’t too bad… Just a little weak."
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adi-patel-blog · 10 years ago
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"Oh well, I'm not too good with jokes."
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"Yeah… Sorry, it kinda flopped."
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adi-patel-blog · 10 years ago
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"Really? But I worked so hard on that joke."
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"Not particularly."
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adi-patel-blog · 10 years ago
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"What? You don't think it's funny?"
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adi-patel-blog · 10 years ago
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"Mine too, probably."
"Yeah. But my parents will kill me if I don’t."
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