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tfw your tall boyfriend leans on your head and messes up your hair. “it’s already messy” he says but he doesn’t understand it was SCULPTED MESSY.

(playing with blonde taako???? that is definitely hair dye and not his natural colour but I think I dig it)

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Okay so like ya know how the twins totally call Barry “Barold” more than they actually call him Barry and how he’s stopped correcting them after like 100+ years of this? One day after the twins get stuck in a loop of just yelling “Barold” at him for like 10 minuets trying to get him to join them in another room, he looks at them and just says “you know Barry is short for Bartholomew right?” And the twins loose. Their. minds. Obviously chaos ensues.

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Upright Suspension, restriction, letting go, sacrifice Reversed Martyrdom, indecision, delay

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lucas miller

tries to go above lucretia’s head to perform experiments on the voidfish

while attempting this he directly harasses johann, who has a strong emotional connection and is clearly upset by lucas’s demands

attempts to cheat death and bring his mother back to life, which regardless of his intent is an act of asserting power & ownership over another’s body and soul

while maureen does say she participated in her escape, once lucas found her spirit, it is implied that the onus of the attempt is on him – he says he became obsessed and selfish

maureen was also aware of his treatment of the bugbears before her death and as such i don’t have a great deal of sympathy for her either

literally implants chips into a family of sentient creatures’ brains because he finds their nature unpalatable

and then keeps them isolated on his floating lab to do his chores

and renames them in ways that reduce them from sentient beings to things that exist solely to do said chores

actively attempts to sabotage the reclaimers & regulators sent after him

because who cares if the entire world is turned to crystal so long as he gets to put his dead mom (who died of her own actions) into a robot body

probably smells bad, too, if we’re being honest

like, you know he’d be one of those dudes who goes to fighting game tourneys and didn’t shower the entire time

in conclusion: fuck this nerd

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Today’s Davenport weighs around 30-40 lbs. so this is on Magnus.

[image description start! Three achromatic panels featuring Magnus, burly human with large sideburns, and Taako, chubby elf with braid. Panel 1, Magnus stands braced in the doorway after slamming the door open. Taako fumbles with the bowl he’s carrying, shocked by the loud noise and yells indignantly, “JES- MAGNUS  DON’T SLAM DOORS WE’RE NOT ANI-” Panel 2, Magnus has grabbed Taako by the upper arms and pulls him close, staring intently into his eyes. The bowl Taako was holding prevents him from getting right in his face. Magnus says, “Taako have you seen Davenport. We’re playing hide and seek. It’s been two hours. I can’t find him. He might be dead.” Panel 3, Magnus turns around to wave his arms exasperated to reveal that Davenport, a mustached gnome in IPRE jacket, is clinging to the back of Magnus’ vest and has a finger raised to his lips in a shh motion. He grins and winks mischievously to Taako. Magnus rants, “He swore he wouldn’t use illusions or the air ducts but I’ve turn the ship upside down an-” but Taako, having seen Davenport, replies, “Huh. sounds like quite a mystery.” End description.]

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SO IN THE NEW MBMBAM THEY GET AN AUDIENCE QUESTION FROM A GUY WHO’S BEEN INTO FIGURE SKATING FOR A WHILE AND GRIFFIN WITH AN AUDIBLE >:3C INTERRUPTS TO SAY “So you got into it two years ago… Was there a certain piece of media that had come out at that time…” AND THE GUY HAD TO SAY “LISTEN… Yeah.” CAN YOU IMAGINE GETTING CALLED OUT IN FRONT OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE FOR GETTING INTO FIGURE SKATING BECAUSE YOU’RE A WEEB

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jake

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Aubrey: God, it smells like henway in here.

Ned: Yeah Agent, doesn’t it smell like henway.

Stern: What’s a henway?

Aubrey: *slams hands on table* ABOUT THREE POUNDS!!!!

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Trying to kick my art muse in the ass, here’s Brian from the AU Shenanigans that @sisterlich and I are still working on~.

[Start ID: A sketch of Magic Brian from The Adventure Zone. He is a thin drow with long hair, long claws, fangs, and more than a few scars on his face, ears, and hand. There are a few piercings in his ears. His hair is pulled partially up into a bun though it is mostly hanging loose. He is grinning and winking his left eye. In his right hand he’s holding a steaming cup that reads ‘Barstucks’ with a reverse Mermaid on the label. His other hand is in the pocket of the cardigan he is wearing over a turtleneck. He is sitting and his right ankle is crossed over his left knee. His pants are rolled up slightly and he has on crew socks and loafers. End ID]

Please don’t tag as kin/me/id/etc.

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The headcannon that Kravitz turns into a bone man when Taako flusters him is Very Good and I can’t get enough of it, great job everyone

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[ID: A picture of Taako and Kravitz from the Adventure Zone. They are in the ocean, with a clear sky behind them and a couple clouds.  Taako is on the left. He a tan elf with blonde hair, sitting on a tan surfboard, and wearing green shorts and a shirt that says Taako TV. He is laughing at Kravitz, who is on the right. He is a dark-skinned half elf with dreadlocks, submerged in the water with his arms and head on a purple surfboard. His eyes are glowing and he is controlling a mage hand that’s about to knock Taako into the water. END ID]

A gift for @girls-with-boys-names, created by @shin-the-loser!

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hello madam director ive missed you

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Ideal Man

Tall

Handsome

Buff

Loves dogs

Has sideburns

A Fighter and a Rogue

is Magnus Burnsides

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Taako??? More like thotko.

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Honestly…a master thief and a cop becoming star-crossed forbidden lovers in an illegal-Fantasy-NASCAR-partners-to-lovers slow-burn who end up dying in order to save each other only to be reborn as immortal lesbians with magic tree powers who help save the world and who to this day are tearing across the desert in their souped-up weaponized racecar when will your faves EVER

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monster au where barry is an eldritch horror trying desperately to pass as human, so he goes for the safest appearance– dad bod, white shirt and blue jeans, messy hair and glasses. He stands taller than most, and he makes great sandwiches.

his monster form has a red cloak hiding most of his body to prevent others from going insane, revealing only tentacles and a large human-esque stature

He bleeds black blood, that looks like the night sky. he breathes black smoke, when angered.

barry, the eldritch horror who loves with all his soul

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transparent ren!