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I think a car should be able to heal from its injuries. Its a living thing.
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ACTUALLY NO!!! cas did not rebel bc he wanted to tap that!!! he rebelled bc dean was right!!! he rebelled bc he and dean had been connecting for MONTHS over their shared mission (protecting humans) and deans conviction in turn convicted cas!! dean winchester is a babygirl with disney princess eyes but he did NOT pull a bad bitch by being pretty!!! he pulled a bad bitch bc his soul was good and kind!!! THROWS UP AND KILLS YOU
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hell is full. heaven is full. god created a new holding space for souls called hurgle and the only thibg to do here is this infinitely expading jigsaw puzzle of a finely detailed pigeon. we are just slowwwwwly creating little tufts of feathers for eternity . yesterday , greg found a corner piece
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being doomed by the narrative is cool and all but i like when a character is doomed just by being a fucking idiot. sorry that happened to you but it is entirely your own fault and you could have just chosen to not do all that
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i fear some of you forget that the destiel queerbait went on for TWLEVE (12) years which is why it’s actually not comparable to whatever ship you’re pretending it’s comparable to
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dean will just go and sit there next to cas and bump his shoulder to his and say “hey” and cas smiles a little and says “hello” and dean says “hi” and cas mock sighs and says “hello dean” and dean is grinning now and looking at cas and thinking he’s the luckiest sonofabitch and so he says “hey” and cas is smiling so wide and his eyes are scrunched up and he bumps his shoulder back to dean’s and turns towards his and says “hello dean.” and then they kiss
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really good dean-ism is when he’s about to tell an incredibly stupid joke and he’s smiling with his entire face before he even gets a word out of his mouth
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The way that they went from "god how are we gonna fight this one demon?!?!" to "alright I guess we have to kill God now"
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gay celibacy. you are in a gay relationship, but the network (God) still won't acknowledge it. you can't have any one night stands. that would be weird. you are too old for that, and you are in a monogamous homosexual relationship and raise his son in your home with him. your father (God) comes back for one last family dinner. supposedly, it was your deepest wish. he approaches you after dinner to express his disappointment that you don't haven't settled down with a normal life and normal family. you tell him I have a family. your father (God) leaves. your greatest wish was fulfilled. your gay life partner comes back. you tell your brother. And I'm good with who I am. And maybe I'm just too damn old to want to change that. and a year later, you die a gay celibate.
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pits guy cas truther. ass enjoyer cas truther. he swallows. i think he gets offended if dean says “let me go shower first” like what for? to steal my joy? to waste all the Dean Smells? dean says he’s gotta take a quick shower before bedtime and cas is like “dean i rebelled against heaven for you. why are you denying me?” knowing 100% he is being sort of unreasonable but also. why is dean denying him. well the answer is that it makes dean so horny he got scared about it. but he’s going to give in immediately to cas’s manipulations so don’t worry. ❤️
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What people don't get is that the best gay ships are always about the worst actor men on earth. It's punishment to them. They have been sentenced to millions of fic of their characters sucking dick on AO3. It's our job as citizens of the LGBT community to see their sentence through.
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I don’t think Sam would be surprised to find out deans in love with cas. I DO believe however it would be the equivalent of a spiritual bitchslap to find out that dean genuinely finds cas attractive and is sexually attracted to him physically and not just like. Body and soul stuff.
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What happened to my mother? I honestly don't know. That's what I’m trying to find out. All I know is that it's about you.
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the way misha decided to play lucifer was like this is what lucifer would be like if he was purposefully being extra faggy to make fun of cas and. well.
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