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I always found it weird when parents would send teenagers to their rooms like don’t threaten me with a good fuckin time

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I’m kinda sorta super tired of my garbage brain deciding I don’t need certain memories or information and just throwing them out the window immediately after🙂

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Today I found out what vocal stimming was. So much makes since now..

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Lil tip for dealing with southerners:

If we say something like “oh sweetie, bless your heart!” What that actually means is “Dear God, you are an idiot..” We are very passive aggressive🥰

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Adhd confession:

I have an awful habit of interrupting people during conversation but it gets on my nerves when other people do the same thing..

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Is being overly excited about things an ADHD/ADD trait? Cause sometimes I get really excited about things and people look at me weird. Like I got a new dryer and was so excited I told everyone I saw that day and then got told it sounded like I was bragging but I wasn’t I was just so excited I had to tell everyone.

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So I was diagnosed with ADD when I was 9 years old but didn’t actually find out until I was 13. All because my mom didn’t want me using my diagnosis as an excuse to not try and like I know she had good intentions but instead it just left me feeling like I was stupid and incompetent. Which could have been avoided had I instead been told that I had a legit disability so moral of the story tell your fucking kids what’s happening with their brains🙂

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I think my favorite part of having a dog is when you come home and they are so excited to see you that they shake their whole little body and it just makes me feel so loved

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Lucky charms with strawberry flavored milk.

That’s it.

That’s the post.

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The worst thing about ADD/ADHD is that I sometimes accidentally hide things from myself and it’s awful, worst game ever, would not recommend.

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Each ADHD person is assigned our own little grimlin that runs around misplacing all important belongings just screw with our heads..then we later find the thing in a place we SWEAR we looked already

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More ways my ADD has gotten me in trouble-

~being “over dramatic”/being a “drama queen”

~procastinating E V E R Y T H I N G

~doing things the hard way because it makes more sense to my self destructive little bean bag brain

~being late to things because I forgot something at home and had to go back

~zoning out on important conversations

~annoying other people by fidgeting with anything I can get my hands on

Anyway my brain hates me🙃

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I use to think that I would never find someone. I used to think that no one would ever love me without having changed some aspect of myself. I convinced myself I was practically unlovable as I was. I needed to be more attentive. Less clumsy. More sitting pretty and keeping my outspoken mouth closed. Look sexy but not slutty. Be strong but submissive. I used to think this way. But now, as I ride down the road with my husband, and he gently kisses my hand as he holds it, I realize how much he loves me. Regardless of how clumsy and outspoken I am. Regardless of my flaws he loves me with all that he has. I used to think I would never find a love like this. And I know it’s cliche, but I promise you it gets better. There was a time where I didn’t want to be alive and now I look back and I’m so glad that I am. The dark days, depression, and loneliness didn’t last forever. Better days are coming❤️

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It legit breaks my heart when I see racism. I’m white yea but if I go lay in the sun and get a really good tan does that somehow make me less of a person? No. No it does not. Same for people of color. Don’t get mad cause they melanin is poppin’ and your’s ain’t🤷🏼‍♀️

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If I could marry a food it would be Outback Steakhouse Mac & cheese

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I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

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Things I’ve gotten in trouble for because of my ADD

-talking too much

-interrupting others

-bouncing my leg (‘twas told it was distracting🙃)

-spacing out

-fidgeting with pencils in an attempt to keep my mind on track

-being late to literally E V E R Y T H I N G

-forgetting to complete the most simple of tasks

-losing every item I own at least once