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when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

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ralph fiennes in every other scene of conclave: i want to quit my job so bad. will you please let me quit my job

everyone else: you want to be pope so bad it makes you look stupid

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never, ever, ever let the the stress of this bitch of an earth and its torment nexus stop you from making time for yaoi

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Regardless of your gender or sexuality, reblog this and tag your most hetero male trait. Mine is either obsessing over my Altima or sitting around watching TV shows about air disasters.

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dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752

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Come use american public transit! We got:

Waiting 20+ minutes for a bus

Far too expensive

Guy at the bus stop doing crack

Unidentifiable substance on one of the seats

Entirely unable to navigate unless you have google maps tell you your exact route

Fist fight a few feet away

where are your parents????

Unironically takes 3 times as long as a car to get anywhere

All of these are first hand experiences and happened within like 3 months

Somehow this is on the "very good" end of US transit

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mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

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my fucking face hurt

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got through dunmeshi this week and my favs remain predictable

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joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance

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Nahida redesign! Breakdown below

So I adore Nahida as character, but especially as a southasian I always wished she would have more cultural motifs in her design. I really wanted to see something that could be realistically in the game, that adds to the original, while retaining the few great details hyv put in her design so I thought why not do it myself!

I based her dress on the lehenga instead of having the basic dress, as it's closest to her silhouette (missed opportunity!!!!!!). Its traditional wear, yet not as ancient as the saree which i thought fits nahidas youthfulness. Tbh I just split the dress in 2 lol, as i love her patterns

These prominently feature the bodhi leaf, which in buddhism symbolizes enlightenment and wisdom. So it was important for me to not alter those elements, and I changed almost nothing else on the dress.

What I did change are the sleeve things (?) To an actual dupatta, which is a type of long scarf. Put even more bodhi symbols there. Sorry for bad pic

Additionally I added a maang tikka (head jewelry) and earrings. I kept her bangle and the ghanta bell (used in hindu rituals) on the back as these are the other cultural elements she has.

The Mehndi design is a Lotus to reference one of her inspirations: Anahita, persian goddess of wisdom and flowing waters and where Nahida's name comes from. She is also inspired by hindu goddesses like Saraswati (also goddess of wisdom and more), Aranyani (forest goddess) , a forest fairy from the buddhist Kusanali Jataka tale, and likely even more.

And for the last detail: I gave her anklets, in reference to Aranyani/Rukkhadevata.

One of Rukkhadevatas title was Queen Aranyani, and the actual real goddess is said to have worn anklets with bells that were heard in the forest. Tho I removed the bells, since Rukkhadevata is dead and forgotten now, and so you can't hear her anymore. :')

Bc of it's purpose it's not the flashiest design, but I had so much fun researching, learning so many new things and trying to incorporate them back to Nahidas design! If someone educated has more to add or something I can correct I'd love to hear :)

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*tamp tamp*

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

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"cause if you see me once then you won't wanna leave"

Childe is in Sumeru on an errand or something 🏃‍♀️

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incubus Scara au but Childe wanted to dress up too 🧡

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Above all, sex is an activity and we need to stop mythologizing it. And honestly it’s a super poorly defined activity too, once you leave the realm of what heterosexual cisgender people define as sex.

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wiwiloid

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imagine going to pop star school and ur roommates are taylor swift and beyonce