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I feel like id be fucked in this situation

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“You only listen to them because they are hot.”

Babe, I’m a Radiohead fan.

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There should be a bar exam for tattoo artists cause wow. Jesus

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i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

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My what

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just got jumpscared at work today

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If you've started a movie and got at least half way through, that counts as yes.

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https://www.instagram.com/_pamsem__

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snort...

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my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad

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Real

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as a fellow noodle lover, I wanna give you a hot tip to give it that extra 20%. Cook those noods to 2 minutes under al dente, then transfer them to the pan cooking the sauce. Over medium heat, stir those slippery larries in the sauce for the last two minutes to incorporate the flavor directly, adding some pasta water if you notice the sauce getting clumpy. You'll get extra glossy sauce from the starch in the pasta and saucier noods for your effort

I knew this was advice worth taking the second I saw the words “slipper larries”

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one lucky fan will be receiving an authentic blood transfusion that will ideally be compatible, although we did not check

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i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes