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it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

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In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

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In bed with my pill

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Some designer was taking inspiration

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Saw a thread on Twitter of "gifts to give a person with ADHD and autism" that was full of stereotypical and quite frankly patronizing items, so here's a list of I (autistic individual) want instead as a gift

Money

Fourteen billion dollars

Free coupon to kill somebody with my teeth

Suitcase full of money

Cool looking rock

Scratching post for me to sink my claws into

An albino elephant

The head of Jeff Bezos mounted on my wall

Uncooked rice

A cup full of blood

100k in cash

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imagine being a cd just cosy in ur box and then u get to spin around for a bit and then back in ur cosy box dream life

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hello kitty onigiri!! 🍙

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march

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it's got solitaire btw. if you even care

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Ordering 30,000 real eggs to waste rolling down the lawn of the White House on a Christian holiday, during an egg shortage, after promising to lower the price of eggs, is actually the Peak Analogy of this entire administration. He spits in their faces and they moisturize with it