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I think a lot of people really haven't considered the unlimited opportunities of being able to just commission art. Like you can literally just pay someone money to have them make practically whatever you want for you. Like you could probably hire some smaller soft rock band to write you a song about some shitty couple who obviously hate each other but instead of just breaking up already they keep getting drunk and fighting about the same damn subjects over and over and over while the neighbours can do nothing but listen to their publicly broadcasted private grievances.

And then put your stereos against the wall and play it on a constant loop until your annoying neighbours pause and go "wait, is this song about us?"

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I think 90% of conspiracy theorists would be a lot happier if they just bit the bullet and got into creative writing

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piplup grain entrapment

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Wild Dogs see a Domesticated Dog

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Me and my friend once my other friend overblots and thinks he can reset the whole world because his brother died:

+ economy will be bad

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Sorry I’ve been busy at work, take a sketch of my fave rare pair as an apology 🥺

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"you're the writer, you control how the story goes" no not really. i wrote the first sentence and then my characters said "WE WILL TAKE IT FROM HERE" and promptly swerved into an electrical fence.

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Various species of bats covered in dew during hibernation

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most important part of the writing process actually is when you loop a single song on max volume and stare at the word document and imagine the characters doing things for 14 hours. this is known as getting in the zone

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me when the devastating fanfic I chose to read is actually devastating

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At some point "fanfic can be as good as professional writing" became "fanfic should be as good as professional writing" and that's caused major damage to fandom spaces.

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Women want one thing and it's quite obvious, A large affordable interconnected North American Rail Network

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i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

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me, logging into ao3 5 minutes before bedtime: WAITER! bring me your finest enemies to lovers!

ao3 tag search function: excellent choice, sir! how would you like it cooked?

me: explicit. with a side of hurt/comfort

ao3: lovely! and may i suggest a drizzle of mutual pining?

me: of course, and can you add a spritz of angst? make it a 100k slowburn for good measure

ao3: coming right up, sir

me: thank you. oh, and waiter?

ao3: yes, sir?

me: make it gay

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Oh yeah, she deserved that Oscar bad